limpo

An erection gone flaccid.

Fatolla got mad at me when my condom fell off. She blamed it on my foot size. I blamed it on my limpo.

by the Little Kid June 11, 2006

limpopo

The or a Limpopo is an elongated police car in which police rappers roll in.

' ay julius, you better keep that hello kitty picture i made you or i'll get the limpopo to roll up on you, '

by missskorea November 2, 2009

limpod

a penis being charaterized by a semi hard state, also a "semi", a semi erection (combination of "limp" and "rod"

yo that chick left me with a limpod

by j money August 24, 2003

Limpojo

Synonym for horny teen boy, constant need of affection

Limpojo: Heelllz Yah! I'd Smack that

by Putonghua12 November 23, 2009

limposter

Someone who walks with a limp, despite being physically healthy, in order to avoid a sport or other activity.

John didnt help us move today because he said he sprained his anke. He is such a limposter

by raphec December 22, 2009

liphobia

The fear of having one betray, or lie to you during an important situation in one's life.

Boy 1: Sorry, but I didn't want to go with you anyway, so yeah, I lied..
Boy 2: I can't believe you, you know I have liphobia!

by Crystal Soul May 10, 2017

Limprovement

The reduction of brewers droop after a big night out.

I had a brilliant night out with the missus the other day, but we had way to much to drink and I was struggling in the pant department to perform. Not to worry though, after an hour or so there was a big limprovement and we got down to action.

by SoulPusher August 7, 2018