Limpatizer

Any woman ugly enough to remove an erection on sight.

That woman at the bar - she's hot, but don't look at the limpatizer to her left.

by hotroddrummer August 27, 2013

limpage

The immediate turning of an erect member into a floppy noodle.

Nick was having a great time with his girlfriend in bed.
Then she told him she wasn't enjoying it.
Nick suffered from a severe case of limpage.

by CearasuXxBalls October 9, 2013

Lumpashious

A very inpatient person that is angry all the time

You are very lumpashious

by ♡Belle♡ December 5, 2020

Lumpashious

A very inpatient person that is angry all the time And are the most disgusting people all the time Most Americans hate lumpashious people

Why are you always so lumpashious

by Caleb Dais September 6, 2021

Limps around & chokes things aside

a way to walk with attitude and with a staggered gait. the way an employer of prostitutes walks around collecting money from his employees, while grabbing at his genitalia and shifting it to one side or the other of his lowered jeans. this happens most when the belt, worn low around the gluteus maximus, interferes with the employer's junk.

"A pimp during business time limps around & chokes things aside while talking bananas." -tomek aka double u thomas

by Erinn Hale January 26, 2006

lumpass

Any one who uses his or her ass to confine charcoal in order to prevent people from stealing it.

My charcoal is in my lumpass, you cant have it.

by James F. Casey December 30, 2003

limpsh0t

some haxxor fag that plays CounterStrike Source.

usage:- "omfg limpsh0t is teh hax man, hes got fuckin wall haxzorz :O"

"omfg limpsh0t is teh hax man, hes got fuckin wall haxzorz :O"

by limpsh0t April 1, 2005