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Lifted truck 

A truck that has had its suspension modified so that it rides way too far off the ground, usually to the point where the high center of gravity could actually be dangerous. Normally driven by someone who chews dip, starts fights, and has an extremely tiny penis.
My lifted truck has straight pipes and rolls coal, but my dick is still two inches hard. What in tarnation?
Lifted truck by mayanaze February 21, 2017
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lifted and gifted 

to become and remain in the supreme state of nirvana through a substance known as marijuana.
i've gotten high a ton of times, but i got lifted and gifted for the first time last night.
lifted and gifted by The Flo October 1, 2007

lifted truck 

A pickup truck or SUV whose suspension has been modified to jack it up. It is fitted with big off-road tires, usually mounted on expensive, tough-looking wheels. Often the engine is modified or replaced both to:

a) increase performance, and
b) make more noise.

Often they are adorned with gaudy decals for motorsports brands, heavy metal groups, or generic stuff like Tapout or SKIN.

Commonly lifted vehicles include most pickups and large SUVs, especially the Ford Excursion. Any vehicle designed for off-road use, however, can be lifted.

Theoretically this is to increase off-road performance, although the higher center of gravity would likely make them more likely to roll over on rough terrain. They never have a single scratch on their beautiful paint jobs anyway and are usually seen on the highway next to Corollas and Civics.

They guzzle gas like no other due to the higher aerodynamic profile, the big engine and the knobby tires. They also obstruct visibility on the highway. The point of these vehicles seems mostly to project an obnoxiously aggressive attitude over all other drivers. They are especially popular in the Inland Empire for this reason. One cannot live in the 909, or anywhere in SoCal, without seeing them every mile or so on the freeway.
"Did you see Michael's lifted truck?"

"Yeah, pretty sick man. I wish I had 12,000 to blow on mods."
lifted truck by Spinningtabletop February 3, 2009

lifted truck 

Guys lift there trucks to show there penis size. The bigger the lift the smaller there penis is
just drove by a lifted truck with a 6 inch lift on it, he has a small dick

lifted concepts 

ideas on a higher plane of existence.
person1: That emcees sick, kid!
person2: I'm tellin' you, hes on that lifted concepts shit!
lifted concepts by lifeone May 2, 2006

Lifted ford 

A truck driven by men wearing Oakley sunglasses and tapout shirts that beat their wives, usually are driven by men with small penises and are compensating for this by driving a big truck. Also driven by bruised and abused women whose husbands own the truck
MAN LOOK AT THAT Lifted Ford ITS SO FUCKING GAY!!!!!
Lifted ford by Tommyboi August 6, 2015

lifted [bro] 

Sick and Lifted Bro. Black spiked hair, flat bill, trucker hat, black flys, silver star jersey or famous stars and straps, and dickies shorts. Usually shops at Tilly's. Nautical star tattoo or an iron cross on fire. Drives a lifted F-150 or Silverado. Maybe a Dirtbike in back. Tan girlfriend with large breast popping out of white "skin" tank top or wife beater. Look for them in Riverside or on main street in HB.
That sick fool is super lifted bro with his fabtech chevy.
lifted [bro] by Nipple Threat September 26, 2005