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Friend: I hate life

Me: Same bro
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Life In The Big City

What you say when you have lost your idealism and your find yourself as many people do: In a room drinking wine out of a burger king cup with ice in it, smoking a pack of Marlboro Reds a day and saying the N word.
Tim's Mother: "The cops are probably going to raid the house because they are running a pretty big coke operation upstairs."

Dennis: Life in the Big City

Tim's Mother: "Your kids who you haven't seen in five years called you. And because you were so drunk, they hung up the phone, and they never want to speak to you again."

Dennis: Life in the Big City

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Tim Dillon's Podcast

Episode 164 Life In The Big City
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rice is life

An expression said by those who appreciate rice and related subjects so much that it has become a huge part of their life.
*picks rice instead of other carbs*
*is attracted to someone who obviously eats a lot of rice*
*eats rice more than twice a week*
*sells rice for a living*
*mods car for no technical reasons*
*loves rice krispies*
*has rice in pocket*
Rice is life!
by Pap¡ September 8, 2016
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Wand of life

Harry Potter pulled his Wand of Life out of Ginny.
by k2mancash February 5, 2012
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shelf-life

(noun) A period of time, usually extended, where sexual relations with others is absent in a person's life/existence. This time period is often always not by one's choosing.
Lonnie and his grandmother were having a heart-to-heart discussion about something weighing heavy on Lonnie's heart. He told his grandmother, "Grammy, this shelf-life is driving me crazy. I'm masturbating like at least four times a day.....and I'm married. I've went a long time without any sex and I got to have some physical attention, y'know?" His grandmother sat there and let her grandson finish then snapped sweetly to him, "Fuck you, grandson, you done'n had more than enough pussy in this life than you deserve. I don't want to hear your fuckin' bullshit. I've been told first-hand by some that know. You don't get down in the pussy, you don't grind in the pussy, you don't take care of the pussy cause you're just out for yourself. Mutha-fucka, now Nikki, there's the muthafucka that could put a hurtin' on all these fast-ass girls you've been fucking and 'in love' with. That young man could square all that pussy away.....he just ain't got that silver forked tongue as you do or your connections. But I'll tell you this much, Casanova, and you can believe this in your ol greedy heart......That boy, to please your girl, wouldn't think twice about taking what tongue he did have and shoving it up her ass while they be locked in a full-on sixty-nine position.....I could almost guarantee you he'd put in all the work it would take till he got girl flailing her limbs, screaming his name, and coming all over his cock. Believe that shit......and grandson......get the fuck off my porch"!!!
by Nikki Stixx September 13, 2020
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Snug life

That easy going, drama free and carefree existence one has when living on Snug Harbor off of a Potato Creek, Lake Marion South Carolina! Lake Life at its finest! When the water is perfect, music is groovin’ and the drinks are flowin’... you know you’re living the Snug Life!
Hell yea we’re cruisin’ in the golf cart in our house shoes... it’s the Snug Life baby!
by Michael Huston March 1, 2020
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Lifeism

Lifeism is the fundamental belief in life, encompassing the entire range of ideologies which relate to life and the interactions between them, which culminates into an understanding of everything living and the nature of the human condition within life
If a plant doesn't flower don't try and fix the the plant, instead Lifeism optimised the conditions in which it grows.
by Edcalyan September 22, 2016
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