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Litchfield chocolate blind fold

When ur friend passes out early ... u get naked then u creep up on him like bill Cosby at a bar u squat over his eyes and line ur asshole with his eyeball ... from there proceed to take a shit but go left to right or right to left with the eye balls whatever u prefer for the night finally pack the shit down with ur cock to make sure it's firm on the eyes" with a good ol fashion cock slappinnn" ... no homo
i was hanging out with troy and he fell asleep so I crept up on him and gave him a consensual litchfield chocolate blind fold .

2. There was a new fagget to litchfield so we gave him a initiation to the litchfield chocolate blind fold socIety.
Then we tied him down in a abandon shack put up candles and raped his ass..... then finished it off with a litchfield chocolate blind fold but the intiation could not be complete with a good ol fashion cock slappinnn to mold the blind fold around his eyeballs.

Remember !!!! To always cover the shit from the eyebrow to the cheek
by Djdnakaouabxbx December 6, 2016
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litchfield

the act of having sex with someone really quickly and awfully, aka rabbit sex
Did you and Ian have sex?
Yeah.. but he totally litchfielded me
by erica james March 17, 2008
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Richfield

n.
Pronounced (r?ch•f?ld)
Suburb of Minneapolis, MN. A place where white kids like to complain about being ghetto or full of ethnic populations. While the minority population is certainly growing, it's still the suburbs, whitey.

Home of Best Buy World HQ, Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport, and about 35,000 people.
There are many municipal parks and fantastic drinking water in Richfield.
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Richfield

Richfield is a suburb of Minneapolis, MN. It's racial status as of 2000 is

81.25% White
6.65% African American
0.72% Native American
5.30% Asian
0.04% Pacific Islander
3.41% from other races
and 2.64% from two or more races

The Best Buy corperation headquarters is located in Richfield.
I live in Richfield. It's a nice city, I personally like it. Because of the variety of people, like so many other places. Its not too many blacks, not too many whites not too many of any race. Alot of parts of the city are pretty nice looking.
by Blasphemeroth June 26, 2006
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Litchfield

The most fucking boreing place on earth! Small town in the middle of Connecticut. the worst place to raise a family! there is zero diversity! Crime rate of, like, negative three.
I wish I lived anywhere but Litchfield.
by Sylk Cream October 5, 2005
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litchfield high school

If you’re strapped for cash just knick some LHS kids backpack- shit’s probably supreme or some other basic hype beast brand that rich kids go nuts over. It’s okay, none of them have ever had to experience money problems. They’ll probably brag that their uncle gave them $2,000 to replace it like it’s nothing within the week

Be cautious of any friends you make in LHS- as soon as junior year comes they all ~mysteriously~ start drinking a whole lot and think that being constantly stoned is a personality trait.

The worse thing to ever happen to an LHS kid is their parents divorcing probably. And yes, they did it because of you. :)
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Litchfield

To finger someone when they are drunk and asleep in such a way that they think they only dreamed the whole incident
"Hey Candy, last night I think i copped a Litchfield, I thought it was a dream but I found a massive hole in my underwear"
by Abracadabra10 March 26, 2009
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