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YouTubal Ligation

The act of physically having to pull a friend or other close comrade away from the computer screen after they have spent hours upon hours of watching 3-4 minute clips of every random and senseless happening on YouTube.
"Hey, you look like you had NO sleep last night!"

"Eh..it was a busy night. It's very difficult being a teenager working for minimum wage and pulling seven hour shifts and then having to come home to perform YouTubal ligations on certain family members because it's 3 am and someone is watching clips from old Dane Cook shows and listening to techno with the speakers on full blast!"

"Wow, need a Starbucks?"

"Vicodin. Bring me Vicodin."
by Jill A. February 9, 2008
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libatious

With lots of celebratory drinking; full of libations
The band was formed by a bunch of friends during a libatious evening at a music festival.
by Uncle Yendor November 28, 2011
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LIMOUSINE LIBTARDS

Used to describe still butt-hurt Hillary losers, Hollywood/"Hollyweird" residents, wealthy Liberals/Libtards, actors, singers, & other celebrities; who seem to think that just because they may be famous, that their political views and opinions seem to somehow matter, when in reality no one gives a shit.
Hilarious to see fat-ass sow & queen of limousine libtards Rosie O’Donnell screaming and shrieking about Trump! At least we’ll be entertained for the next four years….
by SwimSomewhereElse March 4, 2017
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ligatt

Got ligatted by the gov today
by urbanligatter June 26, 2010
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libation

Samrat had many libations this past weekend
by The Jerz February 6, 2006
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libalau

Originally the language of Taz the Tasmanian Devil but then transcribed to facilitate the presentation of South Park's 'Timmy' as a retard.
libalau, libalah Timmah!
by stone flint May 31, 2004
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libturd

The next progression from libtard.
I hear it in common use referring to

The jihad squad, antifa , BLM.
Socialists who are ignorant of history.

Those whose idiolagy remind the rest of us of excrement.
How many Libturds does it take to destroy a Democrat city?
Only one if there are enough fools to follow them into the sewer they have created.
by anonymous September 7, 2020
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