learn2grammar

A term used by trolls, and/or anyone trying to let someone they're talking to know, that they need to learn how to use grammar correctly.

Kid 1: Don't you call me that, your fuck head!
Kid 2: >your
learn2grammar, faggot.

by Alstino July 8, 2010

Learned to play the clarinet at school

Gives fantastic blowjobs

So how is Jill at giving you a BJ, John?

Oh, she totally learned to play the clarinet at school.

by lscamander November 5, 2012

Lexandra

Lexandra is a wonderful girl with a rare and charming name. She will do anything in order to help other people she loves. Funny and adorable, that's her motto. Lexandra can also have a tendency to overthink but that's what makes her so special, smart and open-minded. She will be more likely to be bisexual and have a certain admiration for movie villains, genuine singers, and crazy and wild people in general. Her massive ego could be considered as pretentious but her cuteness makes impossible for people to not love her.

Lexandra be like : "What's the meaning of life ? Nevermind, I'm perfect."

by Sharknadoo November 24, 2013

learned the clarinet at school

also known to be "I give a fantastic blowjob"

John: ...learned the clarinet at school *smiles*

by itssherlockbitchezzz November 3, 2012

Learned the Clarinet at School

I give a fantastic blowjob.

Dude: Mary, why should I date you?
Mary: Because I learned the clarinet at school

by dudeinasock November 3, 2012

blackboard learning tool

A piece of shit learning material with a high lag rate.

"Loading"

"Nothing new that calls your attention here"

4 new notifications.

Are you fucking kidding me..?

"That's Blackboard learning tool for you."

by DamnTheLag October 1, 2013

Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan

The full name of the movie starring Borat released in November 2006.

Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan was hilarious.

by Adrian December 14, 2006