leprechaun

A sub-species of man that has a tendency to be uneccessarily tiny. Usually has a full assortment of green clothing and is known to have large amounts of facial/pubic/underarm hair.

Where to find: End of rainbows protecting large barrels of gold.

Bob--Look johny a green Leprechaun!
John--no shit its green leprechauns are always green..

by who cares January 11, 2004

leprechaun

a little Irish wanker (me) guarding his pot of gold

I was guarding my naked Miley Cyrus pictures like a leprechaun

by Leprecaun joe June 6, 2015

leprechaun

Lil Flip

The dude dressed up like a leprechaun, no shit. He had a glitter bow tie and a top hat on.

"Sucka, now you puttin' on like you run shit
At the third go to jail with this leprechaun shit...
Lil Flip, man, will you get me one of them bow tie's and one of them top hats, please, I need one
A glitter bow ties, and one of them top hats
I want...This halloween I wanna be the leprechaun, ha this halloween
Could I please get a glitter bow tie and a top hat, please?"
- T.I.

by 3000days December 11, 2008

leprechaun

little selfish green man who has l;ots of pots of gold

dan merrick little leprechaun

by naomi February 8, 2005

Leprechaun

The African white Mmoatia which were captured by Krampus and sold to St. Nick as slaves. Once the Roman Empire emerged, the North Pole was conquered and the elves were freed. So grateful the elves felt indebted to the Romans and have ever since watched over and protected the Romans most valued object, Gold.

Leprechauns are famously known from Irish folklore but their origins are far more diverse.

by Fourveinte August 23, 2018

Leprechaun

A short and mad little ginger shet that shits on your property. Though they are strictly found in Ireland, they can also be found in Scotland. They roam around, shitting on whatever property that comes across their path.

"Damn it! those leprechauns just did a big shet on me boot!"
"Feck off, bloody leprechauns!"

by Good_Sir June 16, 2018

Leprechaun

A heterosexual male working in a predominately female profession who is convinced that he is more attractive than he really is because there is no competition. The resulting inflated self image produces a persecution complex wherein Leprechaun becomes convinced that female coworkers are lusting for him and believes that they are always after his Lucky Charms.

I tried to tell him his fly was open but he's such a Leprechaun he assumed I was hitting on him.

by Whiteroses January 25, 2009