Lengalishious 

Means very sexc wiv a c and it’s so leng that you can’t explain how Leng it is

That vodka is Lengalishious

Lengalishious by Pheebo May 19, 2023

skid lentil 

The result of poor bum wiping which at the end of the day has accumulated a small clump of poo which looks like a lentil.

Oh dear, there's a skid lentil

skid lentil by Zanga7 March 30, 2017

Lentlemen

Formal way of describing the mix between a Male and Female (Lady & Gentleman) Also known as a Tranny.

Ladies, Gentlemen and Lentlemen

Lentlemen by Lucas Correa October 25, 2007

Lentilist 

Lentilist is a derogatory term for anyone with anti-car, anti-progress, anti-capitalist views. It particularly applies to filthy, scummy layabouts who spend their time protesting outside power stations instead of getting a fucking job, or middle-class socialist wankers with a guilt complex.

The term is derived from the assumption that people of this kind would rather eat lentils than a big juicy steak.

Also see: sandalist, yoghut weaver

Jane: "Oh, you shoud cycle to work, it's soooo much better for the environment"
Bob: "Fuck off you lentilist"

Lentilist by Witchfinder March 21, 2007

leneal 

Smart. Somewhat quite but makes good jokes when he can. Usually carries a pencil behind his ear.

Dude the new kid is such a LeNeal.

leneal by ScoutOfficial August 9, 2016

frigid lentils 

Like cool beans, a way to end a conversation or complete a back and forth thought, but when you're too cool to even say chilled legumes

Pietro: Does that work?

Jeffery: Yup!

Pietro: Frigid lentils

frigid lentils by OTeragard January 26, 2023

lentle 

jewish beans

may i have some lentle with my yarmulke

lentle by Dylan February 25, 2004