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lemur fist 

A females crotch area that appears tight or swollen like an angry fist.: lemur fist
Cmon girl and show me that lemur fist of yours
lemur fist by Alleycat74 April 15, 2022

Lemur to the face 

The act of planting your hand on the face of a moron.Closely related to a facepalm except damage is inflicted on another individual. It can be used yo replace a facepalm, to break up with someone, or when someone least expects it to lighten a mood. When you use this tactic on a anyone for any reason you must simultaneusly shout "LEMUR TO THE FACE!"
bill:"yo ted good job getting that new sewage inspector job!"
ted:"LEMUR TO THE FACE YOU SARCASTIC JACKASS!!!!!!"
bill:sry
Lemur to the face by remdawgv July 22, 2010

lemur lick 

When your hair is just so messed up your convinced that a lemur visited you in the night and molested the shit out of your hair.
Bobby woke up with a crazy lemur lick
lemur lick by That lemur May 21, 2017

Lemur spit 

Lemur (Scientific name: Lemuroidea;

From Latin meaning lemures (plural) or ‘spirits of the dead’) - a species found in Madagascar

Lemur spit: a magical secret ingredient found in energy drinks.
"Did you read the blog on the new energy drink?"
'Yea, I brought 3 cases. It's sooo good! The lemur spit gives it extra zip.'
Lemur spit by RVAJackRabbit November 17, 2015

Lemur stinking

A sexual fetish, where person dresses up as a lemur, and farts on another person, like how lemurs stink scent in the wild.
I gave my girlfriend a lemur stinking last night, and scent sprayed all over her.
Lemur stinking by Shitlemur December 21, 2024

lion lemur lizard bukkake gangbang 

A specific type of Art of Zoo porn. In which a woman is fucked by a pride of lions who cum on her face, then a conspiracy of lemurs cums on her face, they don't fuck her they just give her a facial, then a lounge of lizards drink the cum off her face.
Human 1: I jacked off to some lion lemur lizard bukkake gangbang porn last night.
Human 2: What the fuck is wrong with you.