Lombardi's Law

Lombardi's Law states, that you are wrong and Ryan is right. There is no exception to this law as it is an absolute constant.

Person A - "Ryan you baited me man!"
Ryan - "By Lombardi's Law, I disagree, you baited me!"
Person A - "Aw man, I forgot, I guess your right man."

by A Narcissist January 28, 2022

Lombardi Gras

Refers to the multi-purpose partying in New Orleans celebrating the Saints receiving the Lomardi trophy for winning Superbowl XLIV overlapping with Mardi Gras 2010 festivities.

I just booked us tickets to New Orleans to celebrate Lombardi Gras - this will be a once in a lifetime party!

by sfdave February 9, 2010

Lombard

Lombard is home to the infamous glenbard east high school and montini catholic high school. Both of these schools include slutty girls getting way too drunk every weekend and then posting about it on social media. Lombard is the only town that puts pride in flower. They have an entire park deticated to their lilacs as well as several ceremonies a year for this flower. The only good part about lombard is it's close proximity to Chicago which makes it easy to aquire a large variety if drugs. Don't be fooled by this because it is not as great as it may seem. The people of Lombard tend to have low IQs and manage to get pulled over and/or arrested for possession almost as often as they lie about the amount of hours they spend mastrubating each day.

If you say "free weed" in the mirror three times, a hoe from Lombard will appear on your dick.

by 60148 November 22, 2013

Locombia

Locombia refers to the South American Republic of Colombia and is often used by young travelers with reference to its vast production of recreational drugs and perceived safety issues.
Word pun by combining "Colombia" and "loco" ("crazy, mad").

We're headed for Locombia. Beautiful girls and Medellin snow ahead, marica.
I heard backpacking through Locombia is not safe.

by NillKiggers February 19, 2019

Lombardi Gras

This is the Unofficial name change to Mardi Gras by the locals of New Orleans. This happened when the Saints Won the Superbowl for the first time in 43 years.

Ya herd da news!? We are going to have a Lombardi Gras!!!!

by NOLA Patsmear February 8, 2010

lombardie

the act of pulling out ur penis and giving someone a slap to the face

dude, i gave rusty the hardest lombardie ever

by deron000 February 17, 2005

Lombard Street

Located in east central San Fransisco, Lombard Street is known to be the "crookedest street in the world" with 8 sharp turns going down the steep slope

Lombard Street is cool when ur trying to ride ur bike down its path

by sebastoin pequot November 24, 2006