Lactating Cow

one who interjects randomly, interrupting someone in a conversation, like a cow who is full of milk and lactates spontaneously.

Thomas: Bro. you won't believe what happened to me last night, I was driving home and....
Gilbert: Yo you wanna hear a dead baby joke.
Thomas: Stfu and let me talk don't be a fucking lactating cow.

by D3RTYS4NCH3Z August 27, 2008

Latai

Super sporty girl who thinks she is fat when she really isn't. Really long black hair and very brown eyes.

Usually heard saying the phrase "Ain't nobody got time for that"

Very gorgeous girl and all round awesome friend!!

Maaaaan, That chick is so hot!!! She must be a Latai

by MajesticWoman November 10, 2014

laptapone

1)a high-tech computer that has the power to project sonic waves that pick up brain waves and enable you to read a person's mind and predict their thoughts.
2) a nickname for a laptop

1)It is rumored that the FBI is currently using laptapones
2)/Who's my little laptapone? You are!!

by Lilac Bee June 1, 2010

lataisha

the love of my life. she's pretty and fun to talk to/be around. she's quite tall, but when you see her it's like she shrinks to 2 feet because of how small she is. she's funny and doesn't give herself enough credit when it comes to her smarts. intelligent and she stans loona! she loves kim namjoon so much and he loves her just as much if not more. all her friends love her, and it's impossible for her to annoy anyone because everyone enjoys her presence so much! her reply game a lil weak, but she makes up for it by being the best person on this earth!! you will miss her as soon as she leaves and wishes she could be by your side all the time :(. if you ever meet a lataisha, you have got to appreciate her.

renee: i love lataisha
ryan: me too, u ain't special!

rest of the world: we all love her!

by chuuisgay October 4, 2018

Lactation Lettuce

We took it personally.

Lactation Lettuce was denied on Urban Dictionary, and we, lactationlettucelickinglover420, will not stand to let it be denied a second time!!!!

by Lactationlettucelovinlicker420 February 8, 2019

Lactate

To excrete milk from one's nipples

Stestes: Man it's freezing, i'mma lactate for 3 days.
Hondel: Thats sick!!!
Stestes:What you don't lactate? (Jokingly)
Hondel: Not for 3 days!

by Stestes May 3, 2003

lactard

A person who cannot consume dairy products without getting terribly ill. Symptoms: extreme bloating, pain, becoming farty, and sometimes even nauseous.

"Would you like a piece of cheese cake, Chan?"
"No way Mioshi, I'm a lactard!"

"How about we serve kugels and blintzes?"
"Um, I'm pretty sure Nikki's a vegan and Padma's pretty lactarded. It's probably not a good idea. How about latkes and knishes?"

by ChanLynn January 22, 2008