tongue laxative

alcohol

Damn Johnny been hittin them tongue laxatives hard tonight, hes talking shit to all the bitches

by bigun55654 December 14, 2012

Peruvian Laxative

Eat as much Indian food as possibly, grab someone's ancles until their nose is level with your anus. Proceed to defecate into said nose until it overflows their mouth and spills onto their hair.

"I gave that chick a Peruvian Laxative last night"
"How'd it go?"
"she's getting the rest removed from her brain by surgeons"

by dat shit raght dare dun dare September 24, 2011

vocal laxative

When one person says something that instantly triggers someone else to start spewing words from their mouth hole.

Jessie: Did you hear Jessica and Bobby broke up?
Andrea: Oh my god yes!! But that's okay because I don't think she was right for him. But at the same time he was really nice, and cute, and nice. So maybe they were good together. But maybe not. Did you hear about Brian and Jenna?
Jessie: Wow. I didn't mean to give you a vocal laxative.

by Triggerman867 December 8, 2013

pee laxative

Fluoxetine
Brand name: Prozac
Selective Serotonin Reuptake Inhibitor (SSRI)
It can treat depression, obsessive-compulsive disorder (OCD), bulimia nervosa, and panic disorder.

yo i just took a pee laxative im gonna go meet my girlfriends

by pissqueen February 8, 2021

lagative

Adjective- extremely slow moving or taking more than the average amount of time to complete a task.

Dimitri: "Nicky takes soo long to do anything."
Dylan: "He is for sure the most lagative person I've ever met."

by Dylan Sharp November 13, 2007

laxitive

a substance that you drink/eat. it makes you shit like a horny donkey

moron 1: i took a laxitive last night
moron 2: i bet you shit like a horny donkey.
moron 1: Yes.

by motobuddy October 12, 2006

laxatives

Multiple consumable things to make you poo a lot.
See also: laxative

"Laxatives are on the top shelf"
"You look constipated, buy some laxatives"
"You're so full of it that you need laxatives"

by Techoville April 21, 2007