Lazers

Something that comes out of the back side of someones pants most normally caused by chilles or hot spicy food from taco bell also extreamly dangerous commonly found in modern day mexicans

Mexicans do this all the time with Lazers

by Sfdfd2 May 14, 2011

Lawlerskeet

When one laughs so hard they cum in their pants.

HAHAHAHA OHHHHH shiit i Lawlerskeeted in my pants!

by AZ_KING February 23, 2009

lawyersplaining

Lawyersplaining means a lawyer takes the conversation down a legal rat hole to clarify a particular legal nuance and none of the non-lawyers present give a s**t.

"Of course that contract won't stand up to the statute of frauds."
"Quit lawyersplaining my deal with the kid who mows my lawn."

by Azerifilly July 13, 2017

Gay lawyers

Two men who are obviously in love. One it's a tsundere and the other one is too shy to confess his love for the other. These two lovebirds are Miles Edgeworth and Phoenix Wright, from Ace Attorney. Also, their ship is called narumitsu, or also Wrightworth. Their ship is the most popular and canon.

-Oh my god. Did you watch the episode where Miles expresses his feelings toward Phoenix Wright?
-Of course, I watched it. It's the most iconic moment of the Gay lawyers.

-Wrightworth is the best ship ever, try to change my mind
-I won't, smart fella, you're right, and your statement doesn't need to be changed at all.
-After all, the two Gay lawyers are the best, am I wrong?

by Amasonica162 June 11, 2022

hand lazers

A neurological disorder first encountered by 1950's actor Stephen Zukowski. He believes that he has the power to project lasers from his hands and fingers. He usually does this act in private.

Hey did you see Susan, he thought no one was watching and started doing hand lazers while watching pokemon!

or

Hey handy man stop with the hand lasers you're 33 years old!

by Doctor Delicious July 21, 2010

making lawyers

Engaging in anal sex, generally by two men, but a man having anal sex with a woman can be called 'Making Lawyers' too. See also butt secks

Hey George, how 'bout you and me go back up in the woods and make us a lawyer or two? Sure Al, and since you're so good at it, you hug the tree first! I don't know about you, but I sure love making lawyers. We can always use more lawyers, nudge nudge, wink wink.

by Clem Tirephucker January 5, 2009

lawyers library

The toilet, but only when your pooping.

Mr. V, I’m stepping away from my desk, I have to go to the lawyers library. I’ll be back in 10.

by Bobs Murders October 2, 2023