A challenge in which everyone in the vicinity must take their shirt off after the word "Lautner" or "Lautnering" is mentioned. Whoever takes their shirt off the quickest wins the challenge. Inspired by Twilight actor Taylor Lautner, and made popular by the members/editors of Finnish stunt group The Dudesons.
After Jukka threatened the loser of a lautnering challenge with a brutal nutshot, Paul and Joey quickly struggled to remove their paint covered shirts to avoid punishment.
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An actor who portrays Jacob Black in the movie Twilight, and is now confirmed to be Jacob in Twilight's sequel, New Moon.
Idiot-Taylor Lautner, who's that?
Me- You know...that FINE sixteen year old who turns lots of Team Edward people to be Team Jacob?
Idiot-Oh, you mean the guy that will now be playing in New Moon?
Me-Yes. Him.
Me- You know...that FINE sixteen year old who turns lots of Team Edward people to be Team Jacob?
Idiot-Oh, you mean the guy that will now be playing in New Moon?
Me-Yes. Him.
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SAVE TAYLOR LAUTNER!
He is an amazing actor and very hot!
SAVE TAYLOR LAUTNER!
He is an amazing actor and very hot!
by TaylorLautnerISJacobBlack January 2, 2009
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He has an amazing smile and an even better body. Especially his new 30 pounds of extra hotness...
Personally, I think that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart can go make crack babies together because Taylor is the only attractive one in that little group.
Don't get me wrong some of the other actors/actresses are attractive but no one is obsessing over them.
I have one note to add about Kristen Stewart. Okay first of all you need to do something about that man voice of yours and stop blinking every two seconds.
And second take some acting classes...
P.S. you ain't all that!
He has an amazing smile and an even better body. Especially his new 30 pounds of extra hotness...
Personally, I think that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart can go make crack babies together because Taylor is the only attractive one in that little group.
Don't get me wrong some of the other actors/actresses are attractive but no one is obsessing over them.
I have one note to add about Kristen Stewart. Okay first of all you need to do something about that man voice of yours and stop blinking every two seconds.
And second take some acting classes...
P.S. you ain't all that!
Example 1
Child of the future: "mommy who's that weird looking man on 'Where are They Now'?''
Mom: "Honey, HER name is Kristen Stewart!''
Example 2
T.V. Host: "Welcome back to 40 hottest men from the 21st century."
"And the number one spot is.....Taylor Lautner!!!"
Child of the future: "mommy who's that weird looking man on 'Where are They Now'?''
Mom: "Honey, HER name is Kristen Stewart!''
Example 2
T.V. Host: "Welcome back to 40 hottest men from the 21st century."
"And the number one spot is.....Taylor Lautner!!!"
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