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fur lapper

A derogatory term for lesbianism; specifically one who performs cunnilingus. syn: rug muncher.

Derived from the image of one licking or "lapping" at the pubic hair or "fur" dominated area surrounding a vagina.

Fur. Middle English furre, probably from furren, to line with fur, from Old French forrer, from forre, fuerre, sheath, lining, of Germanic origin.

Lapper. One who laps. Middle English lappe, lappet, lap, from Old English læppa, lappet.

Combination of root words and subsequent usage believed to have originated in Saddle River, NJ in the early 90's.
The young man's attempts at bedding the short haired, female gym teacher were revealed to be fruitless, when she told him that she was a fur lapper.
by Five_Fingers February 3, 2005
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Laperooter

An electronic item that can be utilised for study and work. Its common usage is for word processing, however, they have a multitude of other purposes, such as the creation of tables and figures for mathematic equations.
"Alright, chaps, It's time to get your laperooters out!"
"Is there a spare plug? I need to chargerooter my laperooter."
by chafeross1 September 26, 2018
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lauver

“Hey, do you listen to Laufey?”
“Yes! I am a lauver.”
by orangefrogs August 3, 2023
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Lauderhill

That town in South Florida, in the Fort Lauderdale area, right above the Miami-Dade area. Broward county. Deepside is known for its deep slang. Some say you acn't understand the slang but its pretty basic once you get used to it. Deepside is the main part people know in Lauderhill. Itz compaired to Sistrunk in Ft. Lauderdale, the heart of the black community in broward county. Lauderhill is mainly Jamaican, some haitians, some chinese, and little white.

Don't go talkin bad in the worst parts of Lauderhill because it can be compaired to deep in Broklyn Or Jamaica,Queens. Just dont go down there without your eyes open for danger.
Don't go talkin bad in the worst parts of Lauderhill because it can be compaired to deep in Broklyn Or Jamaica,Queens. Just dont go down there without your eyes open for danger.
by Johhnylife June 9, 2008
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Larper

A word that describes a live action role player or someone who enjoys acting out fantasy adventures.
"That guy dressed up like star trek is such a larper"
by aba March 28, 2005
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Lauer

An unorthodox method of discharging the contents of a condiment bottle. This approach starts with a period of furiously thrusting the bottle up and down and then quickly slamming it on a table. This results in some of the condiment spewing out of the bottle, and hopefully onto the target. This technique is considered obscene by most standards, and is sometimes hard to control.
The desperate man had to lauer the bottle to get some ketchup onto his hamburger.
by copwhp April 22, 2010
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Ft. Lauderdale

Pretty much Miami's close cousin, except Ft Lauderdale is cleaner and less crazy. If you want to relax on a cleaner beach, go to Ft. Lauderdale. But if you want a party zone, go to Miami.
Ft. Lauderdale is easily one of the best cities in Florida.
by Kyle February 19, 2005
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