When a man is having success in picking up a good looking girl at a social event and he rolls the dice to talk to a slightly better looking girl, in effect, his actions completely ruin his chances with the former.
Guy #1 - "Did you get her phone number?"
Guy #2 - "Naw man, I started talking to another girl in front of her and she got pissed off."
Guy #1 - "Hard break. That's some hoe-lateral damage."
Guy #2 - "Naw man, I started talking to another girl in front of her and she got pissed off."
Guy #1 - "Hard break. That's some hoe-lateral damage."
by dipstickin December 12, 2014
Get the hoe-lateral damage mug.Long Range Laterals is a game that really manly men play while alone in the Men's room. The gameplay is fairly straight forward: The player selects a urinal to stand at, but instead of pissing into that urinal the player pees into the next urinal over, or the one next to that, ad infinitum. The objective is to piss without missing a urinal.
It is considered legitimate for the player to quickly turn towards his own urinal to finish up if he is indeed at the end of his stream. Scoring is based on the honor system, one point is awarded for each urinal that is next in line. Having another player acting as a judge and a look-out is not out of the question, though slightly bizarre.
It is considered legitimate for the player to quickly turn towards his own urinal to finish up if he is indeed at the end of his stream. Scoring is based on the honor system, one point is awarded for each urinal that is next in line. Having another player acting as a judge and a look-out is not out of the question, though slightly bizarre.
"Hey, Steve! Did you hear? Barry from procurement said he beat his Long Range Laterals high score on the 2nd floor!"
"What? No way. . . That crazy bastard pissed across 5 urinals?"
"What? No way. . . That crazy bastard pissed across 5 urinals?"
by Acid Laced PenguiN August 6, 2009
Get the Long Range Laterals mug.after being recommended by Masters and Johnson( a research team), it was popular with three quarters of their heterosexual study experiments after having tried it. The position involves the man on his back, with the woman rolled slightly to the side so that her pelvis is atop his, but her weight is beside his.
note: this position should be used with caution for it is the leading cause of penile breakage.
note: this position should be used with caution for it is the leading cause of penile breakage.
After i pummeled that vagina with the lateral coital positioned, i told that bitch to get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich., she obeyed! Very nice:D
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A progressive, terminal disease where one's motor neurons degrade. This causes muscle weakness and atrophy and eventually death. Also known as Lou Gehrig's Disease.
by Samantha Wilson May 12, 2007
Get the amyotrophic lateral sclerosis mug.A unit of inertial force on a body that is subjected to rapid acceleration or gravity, equal to 32 ft. per second per second at sea level;Or Car Crew
by Lateral-G October 23, 2008
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