East Lansing High School

A high school located near Michigan State, full of potheads, groups with names, and fake-ass bitches. Nothing of interest happens except for Lame parties and Calender's, oh and fat girls peeing behind couches. Someone is always claiming to have gotten raped, by a group of guys who have tiny penises (The Fam), or someone is trying to get blown by a freshman. Hookup lists are common. Half the girls wear more makeup than clothes (The 7 aka the 4ht). Girls always have something to bitch about and are frequently sloppy drunk. 99% of the guys come back from lunch smelling like weed. Freshmen are whores, sophomores are whores, Juniors are whores, and the Seniors are whores. It sucks, besides egg wars.

Person 1: Wow, Did you go to that East Lansing Party?
Person 2: No, I heard it was lame as fuck and someone got rapped.

Cutler: Look how small my dick is!
Drew: Mines smaller. Dang We have typical East Lansing High School dick.

Haley: Do I have enough makeup on?
Taylor: Nahhh, you don't look East Lansing high School Hot.

by Truthbeyocthies November 3, 2011

lansingburgh

ONE of the GHETTOS of Troy (Troylet), N.Y. 99% of the population is on wellfare. It consists of 15 year old tramps and wankstas. Many of the teens reach pregnancy before the age of 18. It also consists of ULTRA preps who love to look down on people but usually they're anorexic tanorexic ugly rats with cheap extenions and they are alchoholics.

Theres a tramp fest down in the burgh, I get my drugs from Lansingburgh.

by Lil Homie Diaz April 28, 2008

Lansingburgh High School

A school in Troy , New York. Home of the gayest and ghettoest kids you’ll ever meet. Everyone that goes there is on welfare. They suck at all sports besides soccer and bowling they think they’re the best at everything.Half the girls in the school are Rachet hoes that will be pregnant before the age of 16.The school is a complete waste of time and money if you are looking to get jumped or robbed send your kids here.

Kid-A We just best this shitty ass team 42-0.

Kid B- let me guess, was it Lansingburgh High School?

Kid A- How did you know??

by Mr.Vanderports Hairline December 12, 2018

Larsing

When your demeanor imitates a Lars Christian Jensen. A Lars is notorious for babbling on for hours instead of teaching his students, or giving 30 minutes speeches about that fish he caught yesterday. Lars is also known for being obsessed with Danish literature and biology - but especially fish- and plant life.

Larsing is being defined as:

"Nu skal I høre..."
"Har I set nyheder om de der tun?"
"Jeg fangede en laks den anden dag."
"I dag skal vi have om fotosyntesen."
"Skal vi lige se mine Facebook posts?"
"Læse, læse, læse."
"Nu skal I se mit stamtræ..."

by larsiemand March 1, 2023

Lansingburgh

Commonly referred to as "Lansingbronx", Lansingburgh is the name of the neighborhood that predominantly makes up the northern end of Troy, NY. Once a safe, family friendly neighborhood, Lansingburgh has become home to many of Troy's lowest common denominators. The high school is a breeding ground for crime and the senseless muggings and beatings take place on a seemingly daily basis. Most of the population is looking for trouble at any given time and making life increasingly difficult for the hard-working everyman who is simply trying to make it by. Walking through the Burgh at night is not an advisable action, especially unarmed.

Lansingburgh used to be a petty decent place, but it's gone to hell in a hand-basket since then.

by Troy's Last Son March 23, 2011

Lansing Letter Bomb

Creative encore to the Des Moines Dip. During a blowjob, pull out the girl's lower lip (like a mailbox) and blow your load between the cheek and gumline. Then, before she can spit or swallow, smack her in the face hard enough to simulate an explosion.

"Hey Lindsay, what the hell happened to your face?"
"Oh, my boss gave me a Lansing Letter Bomb for Secretary's Day."

by Ziper December 9, 2007

Ball Lapping

to lick or lap at ones balls

damn, lap that ballsack up. ball lapping

by ohasif123 November 5, 2008