Lapashanye

The rudest female in the world, But the best hype man. She's likely to get raped, Actually she's likely to rape someone. She makes skinny glasses work somehow, And is a rude bitch but is still loved for her humor and weirdness

Woah, My best friend is a Lapashanye.

by Nazara <3 December 24, 2018

Ladadu

1. The term is generally used for dumb and useless people.

2. A noob who follows the policy of Hoes before Bros.
2. A Sweeter version of the Kannada word Laude.
3. A person who follows only public meme pages.

PRONOUNCED- LA-DA-DHU.

1. That guy is a LADADU, He seems always prioritizes the girls in his life over his guy friends.
2. How can you not understand that? You must be a LADADU

by Pseudonym Glory March 22, 2020

lapamble

One ugly, dumb person created by two like-wise people, generally from Kentucky

Look at all those Lapambles over there going into Pee-Wee's camper.

by Miss Understood81 December 3, 2020

Lapdog

A person with no real independent personality, only adoration for his or her significant other.

Have you met steve's new girlfriend? She's such a lapdog, all she does is shrug when you ask her a question, and then laugh at all of Steve's jokes.

by Youdosmellbad December 21, 2008

lapdrop

A stolen laptop.
A portable device (Laptop, PDA, etc.) that has been "dropped"(stolen) from your "lap"(your property)

-WTB....(no lapdrops please!)
-Hey mang, got any lapdrops ?
-Lapdrops costs companies millions of dollars every year.

by rgz September 15, 2005

laparse

meaning fat ass. grossly overweight. obese

"Move it out of the way you laparse. That's a big bitch."

by bobbyboyrulez September 7, 2007

Standing Lapdance

A technique used by the morbidly obese at the titty-bar. The fatty stands against the bar during a 'lap-dance' in order to get his junk rubbed against by the stripper. A normal sitting lap-dance causes said fatty's gut to protrude over their penis and block any possible groin stimulation, ending in frustration and a waste of money. This technique has been witnessed anywhere there are fat guys and strippers in the same room.

"When I finish these hot-wings I am going to slide up to the bar and get me a standing lapdance." Said Big John at the Red Carpet Lounge.

by Pinkgoopglop October 12, 2012