lanse

a word normally found in the jungles of metallicabb.com, found mostly in the AM section. also commonly misspelled as "lance".

"Why you not lansed Unforgiven 3"

by DA_CLICK October 17, 2008

Langston Effect

The phenomena where a fact based post is given negative comments or down voted because:

1. It wasn't funny
2. It contradicts funny yet wrong posts
3. The post writer isn't as well known on the forum as other

incorrect posters.
4. Readers don't like the facts the post writer presented

These happens despite the fact the post writer's answer being verifiable as correct.

The Langston Effect is apparent on UD in the definitions of zipperhead and dubstep amongst others. See also almost anything on yahoo answers.

by namekman September 23, 2012

Midnight Landscaper

Is a person that goes out at night (usually on Weekends, under the influance of Beers) and does burnouts on front lawns of others property.

Lagwagon Lyrics to "Stockin the Neighbors":

"...Dave's a midnight landscaper, and he's working overtime, And he is full throttle--full throttle tonight. (Alright!)..."

by Daggettaylor August 4, 2008

landscape rape

Stalking human on human perpetration that manifests in brutal theft of newly planted shrubs, pernennials, or potted annuals. Plant owner is left with a hollow empty feeling of loss, regret, and guilt. Was my landscaping really so tempting? Should I have dialed it back a bit? Less blossoms?

When you come home from work and you are like where the hell are my plants? The real thing America. First world problem. This is landscape rape.

by Gwenner June 27, 2015

Lalts

Laughed A Little Then Stopped

Person 1- You always act crazy
Person 2- You Always act mad
Person 3- Lalts

by LifeOfCrizzi October 30, 2016

LanSchool

A Software that is "supposed" to track students history during School so they catch them in the act of going to an "inappropriate" website or webpage, or just simply fucking Google. It's most trusted, however, it's considered to be an advantage to Malicious or Spyware hackers, since it is traced with a keylogger. So they can easily track passwords, information, and other things that you don't want to be accessed by anyone other than you. So really, it's just a computer program that defeats the purpose of the Internet. It's very easy to get caught since they can literally see your fucking screen. Again, they can track every single goddamn thing you type, every single website you visit, and every single thing you DO on said website. I'm surprised that this is what Schools have to resort to. Considering the fact that what the kids do on computers can't be tracked all at once, and everyone is just doing the same thing. and lo and behold, LanSchool was created!

Mark: I hear the school installed LanSchool on all the computers
Jane: Oh shit
Teacher: *Writes Discipline Referral*

by TheGayAccount August 1, 2018

landspeed

one of the best artists out. (there is two of them)

person 1: have you heard service by landspeed
2: yea dat shit go hard

by cinizturr June 10, 2021