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MetallicaBB.com was an official public Internet forum for heavy metal band Metallica where a wide variety of people could post about and discuss nearly whatever they wanted. These citizens developed a strong community over the years. However, in January of 2016 the evil moderators nuked the old kingdom and built a new fortress with fancy shiny new technology. This new forum is lame, so the brave pioneer known as Alan-P rose from the ashes and built a brand new kingdom from the ground up at metallicabb.boards.net with the goal of harkening back to the glory days of the old MetallicaBB. Most of the active posters from the old MetallicaBB spend most of their time in Alan-P's castle.

Alan-P currently holds the title of Administrator in the new MetallicaBB and he sits on a throne made of the skulls of his enemies; however, everyone knows that the real ruler of MetallicaBB is the court jester known as Hetfield's Rage. He's known for his masterful shitposting, argument-baiting and generally vapid remarks which have devolved countless serious discussions into pointless bickering in a way few Internet trolls are capable of. Otherwise, the citizens of MetallicaBB enjoy discussing a wide variety of topics like movies, video games and progressive metal bands such as Opeth and Mastodon. Sometimes they even talk about Metallica, mostly to bitch about the fact that they haven't released an album since 2008.
"Hey, did you see that Alan-P lansed the new MetallicaBB.com site imo tbh?
"What the fuck are you talking about?"
"You know what's a good band? Opeth. Let's talk about Opeth."
"Please get out of my house."
by waunakonor August 30, 2016
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