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MetallicaBB.com was an official public Internet forum for heavy metal band Metallica where a wide variety of people could post about and discuss nearly whatever they wanted. These citizens developed a strong community over the years. However, in January of 2016 the evil moderators nuked the old kingdom and built a new fortress with fancy shiny new technology. This new forum is lame, so the brave pioneer known as Alan-P rose from the ashes and built a brand new kingdom from the ground up at metallicabb.boards.net with the goal of harkening back to the glory days of the old MetallicaBB. Most of the active posters from the old MetallicaBB spend most of their time in Alan-P's castle.

Alan-P currently holds the title of Administrator in the new MetallicaBB and he sits on a throne made of the skulls of his enemies; however, everyone knows that the real ruler of MetallicaBB is the court jester known as Hetfield's Rage. He's known for his masterful shitposting, argument-baiting and generally vapid remarks which have devolved countless serious discussions into pointless bickering in a way few Internet trolls are capable of. Otherwise, the citizens of MetallicaBB enjoy discussing a wide variety of topics like movies, video games and progressive metal bands such as Opeth and Mastodon. Sometimes they even talk about Metallica, mostly to bitch about the fact that they haven't released an album since 2008.
"Hey, did you see that Alan-P lansed the new MetallicaBB.com site imo tbh?
"What the fuck are you talking about?"
"You know what's a good band? Opeth. Let's talk about Opeth."
"Please get out of my house."
metallicabb.com by waunakonor August 30, 2016
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rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004
Word of the Day on May 18, 2026

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008
Word of the Day on May 16, 2026