A landmine is similar to a "grenade" in meaning, as it refers to a SKINNY, ugly chick. This term was believed to be first said on the famous MTV reality show, "Jersey Shore" when Mike "The Situation" referred to a girl his friend bought home as a "landmine".
by JerseyShoreLover August 10, 2010
Border Patrol 1: Let's put landmines so those Mexicans cant cross the border!
Border Patrol 2: Great! We'll send them back to Mexico with tanks too!
Border Patrol 2: Great! We'll send them back to Mexico with tanks too!
by WhiteAmerican777 May 13, 2010
by Eleegah June 03, 2021
After a one-night stand with a club slut, cum in her high heel when she's in the bathroom. When she goes to put the shoe back on, she'll feel it and jump away, like she stepped on a landmine.
by Dr. Chesterfield January 01, 2015
Usually refers to a huge bitch with no neck. She's so fat that her body meets her chin which leaves no room for her neck. These types of HUGE bitches can be found within a group of hot chicks ready to Cockblock anytime anywhere. Be aware of Landmines, they're extremely dangerous.
ps. When Landmines turn around, head turn = body turning as well due to lack of neck.
ps. When Landmines turn around, head turn = body turning as well due to lack of neck.
Yo look at that hot piece of ass!!
"Where? I can't see shit, Landmine is blocking her"
"I'm outta here bro, this place is filled with Landmines"
"Where? I can't see shit, Landmine is blocking her"
"I'm outta here bro, this place is filled with Landmines"
by GinoGambino September 28, 2011
when you skeet on the pillow of your sleeping girlfriend and wait for her to roll her head over detonating the "landmine"
GF: (Suddenly waking up) Oh gross what the hell is this gooey sh...
You: IDK is it drool?
GF: It... it.. It smells like, cum?
You: hahaha Landmine!!!
You: IDK is it drool?
GF: It... it.. It smells like, cum?
You: hahaha Landmine!!!
by choover August 31, 2008