Landmine

A landmine is similar to a "grenade" in meaning, as it refers to a SKINNY, ugly chick. This term was believed to be first said on the famous MTV reality show, "Jersey Shore" when Mike "The Situation" referred to a girl his friend bought home as a "landmine".

Mike: Dude! Vinny! That girl is a landmine!

by JerseyShoreLover August 10, 2010

Landmines

A bomb inside the ground

Landmines in Cambodia

by mickeymouse2146 May 31, 2011

landmines

America's Border Solution

Border Patrol 1: Let's put landmines so those Mexicans cant cross the border!

Border Patrol 2: Great! We'll send them back to Mexico with tanks too!

by WhiteAmerican777 May 13, 2010

The Landmine

After a one-night stand with a club slut, cum in her high heel when she's in the bathroom. When she goes to put the shoe back on, she'll feel it and jump away, like she stepped on a landmine.

While she was in the shower, I laid the landmine in her shoe!

by Dr. Chesterfield January 1, 2015

Landmine

An old fashioned roomba, step on it and it'll clear everything within 50 ft.

Car drives over landmine. 50ft radius spotless

by Eleegah June 3, 2021

Landmines

Usually refers to a huge bitch with no neck. She's so fat that her body meets her chin which leaves no room for her neck. These types of HUGE bitches can be found within a group of hot chicks ready to Cockblock anytime anywhere. Be aware of Landmines, they're extremely dangerous.

ps. When Landmines turn around, head turn = body turning as well due to lack of neck.

Yo look at that hot piece of ass!!
"Where? I can't see shit, Landmine is blocking her"

"I'm outta here bro, this place is filled with Landmines"

by GinoGambino September 27, 2011

landmine

when you skeet on the pillow of your sleeping girlfriend and wait for her to roll her head over detonating the "landmine"

GF: (Suddenly waking up) Oh gross what the hell is this gooey sh...

You: IDK is it drool?

GF: It... it.. It smells like, cum?

You: hahaha Landmine!!!

by choover October 18, 2008