Chocolate Lancer

Chocolate Lancer is a weapon skin from the game Gears of War. No matter what people think, it is not taking your feces cover penis and inserting it into a vagina.

Guy: "Do you like my chocolate lancer?"

Girl: "I'm not into that... feces in my vagina can lead to an infection."

Guy: "I'm talking about Gears of War you stupid whore!"

Guy thinking.... "No I wasn't... :("

by Adam Fenix October 20, 2011

lancevideos

tik toks biggest closeted twink

known for his various gay relationships

"dude, lancevideos is definitely gay"
"agreed, he totally bottoms nickvideos"

by lancescumsock July 9, 2020

lancevideos

the biggest twink on tiktok. he has the BIGGEST crush on trump, but his one true love is fellow twink, nickvideos. often referred to as “lancey”, “lanceypoo”, or “lanceypants”, mr. videos is best known for his card tricks and hating his fans, known as “lancers”.

“ i saw lancevideos being mean to his fans on live yesterday”
“yeah, he’s the angriest twink i’ve ever seen”

by tom holland cum sock July 9, 2020

lancer evolution

In 1992, Mitsubishi came out with the first Lancer Evolution, powered by a 2L, 250 hp turbocharged-intercooled 4G63 engine with all wheel drive and weighed 2574 lbs. The Evolution began to advance through the EVO II with 260 hp, increasing turbo boost pressure, the EVO III with 270 hp and a second intercooler, and a larger rear wing, to the EVO IV with the new twin-scroll turbo, to the EVO V, with it's aluminum spoiler, to the EVO VI with a twinwing spoiler, including a Tommi Makinen version, a heavier car, to the EVO VII with the new Active Center Differential, to the nicely made EVO VIII...EVO's are a great car because they are a 4 cylinder with 276 hp and 289 lb-ft stock and are capable of competing with higher classes of cars, such as the Corvette(I shit you not, I saw a stock EVO VIII outrun a stock Corvette)...

EVO's rule!!!

by Douchebag February 28, 2004

Lancer

The best bad guy in a video game. The coolest and raddest person. Is also a very good boy.

Lancer is a very good boy, although his dad doesn't treat him the way he deserves to be treated.

by SeapKeep December 23, 2018

Lancevideos

The most annoying twink republican TikToker that is a closeted bisexual twink

Did you see lancevideos’s new video?

Yeah, he’s definitely a bisexual

by Twinklover69 July 8, 2020

lancer evolution

a true legendary car made by mistu. 8 models or "evolutions" of the car. for its reasonably low price tag, can usually out perform more expensive cars stock to stock

that stock evo 7 just raped that gto

by gah September 15, 2003