lamppost

A person who often ignored by the mainstream community. In other side, they dont talk much to their friends or any relatives.

-In real world, i believe you dont pay attention to lamppost (literally), do you?

Regina is a student who skips classes for a month, she sees a new comer who is a new classmate since a week after Regina leaves the class...
Regina: hey Jim, do we have a new classmate today?
Jimmy: yeah, he was here when you were absent
Regina: so then how's the class now when he came here?
Jimmy: nothing much happened, he dont talk much to the class, such a lamppost...

by your dog.....warf! March 13, 2011

dirty lampost

Putting Reeses peanut butter on your hands, and slapping an individual a hi-five (or low five!) that posesses peanut allergies. After this, tell them you are going to call the hospital, but don't

College Guy 1: Yo i had this really gay roomate last semester, but i managed to get a new one
College Dude 4: Really how'd you manage to Pull that off
College Guy 1: i gave that faggot a dirty lampost and now hes dead
College Dude 4: Nice, you rule almost as much as Project Pat

by UNCLE JESSE'S NEIGHBOORHOOD June 22, 2005

Lampost wanker

A guy hu wears hats and lives in s/bridge. he likes eying up the local lamposts

I am N***** and i am a lampost wanka

by maddy October 5, 2004

Lambros

When someone is thought to have multiple hoes even though they've never touched pussy in their life.

oinks oinks lambros oinks oinks

by Chriskoft November 22, 2020

Pointy Lamppost

After blinding your partner with multi led flashlight, which incase you didn't know, is bright as fuck and can be purchased at any walmart or walgreens, you bend them over and have rough anal sex, without any lubricant whatsoever, then continue to cum wherever you choose.

my wife was cleaning our closet so i called her name and when she came over, we performed a pointy lamppost. that shit was well worth the divorce.

by idropkickhelicopters August 19, 2011

lampoose

When a man openly states "i have to take a shit" and the walks into the nearest grocery store and bends over the urinal and takes a shit and then the man kicks the flush bar watches his lampoose and says victory. then goes to the nearest extraordinaraly small midget and says "small guy check this lampoose out" make hand gestures to the urinal.

Man: that was a glorious lampoose.
Extraordinaraly small midget: that was a boss lampoose brah.

by creig lampoose Cackia June 2, 2009

Lamposted

Exhausted worn out or tired

Dude I just ran four miles i'm so lamposted.

by k-steak September 26, 2011