Layoff Buffer

The group of incompetent, idiots at your workplace who will be laid off before you.

Worker 1: Did you see how bad Brian's latest project has gotten?
Worker 2: No but I can image, the guy is a total layoff buffer.

by StabbAmonte May 14, 2015

Logoffon

In computing, To log off an back on again. Usually as a similar attempt to fix issues as to "turn it off and on again"

"My network folders aren't working, I'm going to logoffon and see if that fixes it"

by OrwellianNightmare June 21, 2021

logoff

When you make a large long turd and it cracks in half before it exits your asshole.

I still have a piece of shit in my ass because it was a logoff.

by TheGreenAngle August 15, 2021

Parker LeGoff

That one dude that has a massively small cock. He loves sophomore girls named Aven and loves watching truck videos. He also goes by the name Zartak!!

Holy Cow!! It Parker LeGoff!!
Oh yea, he has the tiniest of wieners!! Oh and he sure does like sophomore girls from Kossuth.

by JLB55 November 2, 2021

Mass Logoff

When a group of people upset with the working conditions of a remote job log off/resign at the same time. Common during the "Great Resignation" where benefits of unemployment outweigh the wage of being employed

Let's do a mass logoff because we haven't hired anyone in months

by Martini Drysdale November 19, 2021

Irish layoff

When your employer stops engaging you or giving you work to do in the hopes that you’ll just go away.

I’ve been waiting for months for an assignment, do you think I’m getting an Irish layoff?

by Chuckaknight February 15, 2024

Irish Layoff

When your employer just stops engaging you or giving you assignments until you just leave.

My boss quit giving me assignments months ago, do you think he’s giving me an Irish Layoff?

by Chuckaknight February 16, 2024