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Supreme Grand Chancellor of Dealer Logistics 

A person whom is responsible for coordinating and orchestrating the pick up and delivery service of customers who service their vehicles at a dealership. This individual additionally executes the retrieval of specific parts that are necessary for the repair facility to successfully and efficiently complete repairs to a customer's vehicle. This person is also the lead in collecting additional items to support and aid the Fixed Operation staff in continuing to perform at a high level of customer satisfaction, like coffees.
The Supreme Grand Chancellor of Dealer Logistics was such a polite gentleman. He was a delight to speak to while he was giving me a shuttle ride back to my house from the dealership.
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lagtastic 

When playing Halo on XBC and the game lags like hell, then when you quit because it's not fun the host says you suck.
That shitty game was LAGTASTIC!!
lagtastic by PMAdd April 9, 2004

Logistics 

During a game of Super Smash Bros, for any system, when one player achieves a "lock" with a weapon such as a fire flower or a ray gun, that player may call "logistics" thereby granting him/herself immunity from other opposing players until the lock is broken. If another player breaks the lock that player is now in violation of "logistics" and is now subject to punishment in the form of collective attack from the rest of the players. The relevance of "Logistics" is widely debated and its precedence should be discussed before the beginning of any individual match.
Everyone killed John because he violated logistics.
Logistics by Balls Kolano January 20, 2009

Genesis logistics

The worst place you can ever work at... Im some contries they send you to Genesis instead of prison.
IF you rob someone we will send you to Genesis Logistics for 10 years
Genesis logistics by JORge ar December 23, 2010

Logistically Challenging Wank 

A wank with some challenges.

For instance, your phone may be nearly out of battery, so you have to hold your phone and charger at a particular angle to keep it charging. The movement will dislodge the charger at the worst possible moment, with the risk of phone dying being a real threat.
"Bruh I had a logistically challenging wank last night, Jesus Christ it was more difficult than doing the Christmas shopping

Logistics Department

A department in the SCP Foundation that is enslaved to restock EVERTHING.
Person 1: What was that group called that refills the coffee machine?
Person 2: I think it was the Logistics Department.

legistic 

the state of being so legit, you're majestic.
Yanni: Duuuude, it's so legistic!

Emily: Legistic?

Yanni: Yeah bro, like so legit it's majestic.

Emily: Sweeeeeet.
legistic by Britton:3 September 18, 2011