Kwak Pipe

Kwak (less commonly used full name "Pauwel Kwak") is a Belgian strong pale ale brewed by Brouwerij Bosteel in the town of Buggenhout, Belgium. Although a very good beer in its own right this particular Belgian ale is probably best known for its signature, branded glassware, which is a smaller version of a yard style glass complete with wooden stand. This type of drinking vessel was more traditionally known as a coachman's beer glass, reputedly designed to make it easier for drivers of horse-drawn carriages to be served beer while they were making stops along the road.

The "Kwak Pipe" is a roughly 10 inch high ensemble of branded Pauwel Kwak glass fitting into its also branded wooden stand with integrated handle, designed so that the glass, which is not stable on its own, can be handled within the wooden stand and holder.

The appearance of a Kwak served in its traditional glass at a bar is often a source of interest to other bargoers. It is not unusual for patrons seeing the glassware to pipe up with inquiries about the beer or orders for one of the same. The very signature glassware is what I personally refer to as a "Kwak Pipe".

Barkeep, be a good fellow and fetch me a refill on this Kwak Pipe!

by Hirschamania December 30, 2016

kakucho

kakucho is the most loyal man on earth, he’d be the best boyfriend ever. he’s loyal to izana kurokawa and was takemichis childhood friend

person 1: ayo is that kakucho??
person 2: you mean the most loyal man on earth?

by tvsarefrigginweird November 10, 2021

Kakuna Matata

Kakuna Matata is a Pokemon Philosophy:

"No matter what attack is used against you, you can always use Harden."

Kakuna Matata is the evolution of thick skin

I roll with the punches. You know? Kakuna Matata

by The SamWow Guy October 21, 2010

Kwakisurpineku

This is the incorrect response to a Japanese game show question. The penalty is being electrocuted. Also see Kwakisurpipiku

Sources: Saturday Night Live

Larry Templeton: Hey, excuse me, I won. What the heck are you doing here? Just a second here.. Emcee laughs MOTHER OF MERCY, I DON'T SPEAK JAPANESE!! Emcee prepares to ask question MARY, CALL THE AMERICAN EMBASSY!! Emcee asks question I DON'T KNOW!!! Emcee prepares to pull electrical switch NO, WAIT!! WAIT!! I know it, I know it!! nervous Uh.. Kwa-.. ki-.. sur-.. pi-.. ne-.. ku..?

Emcee: Kwakisurpineku?

Larry Templeton: confident Yes! Kwakisurpineku! laughs

Emcee: Hunji! Does it count!

judges shake heads no

Larry Templeton: elated Kwakisurpineku! Kwakisurpineku!

gong sounds

Emcee: Ohhhh.. Kwa-ki-sur-pi-pi-ku! pulls electrical switch, shocking Larry

by Jacob Parker April 28, 2005

Þú verður veislumatur fyrir krákurnar

Means “You will be a feast for the crows.” in Icelandic and occurs when warlord does his head on a platter execution.

Random person fighting warlord in 1v1: oh okay a warlord this should be fun!

He gets absolutely clapped:

warlord: “Þú verður veislumatur fyrir krákurnar“ (Doing Head On A Platter)

Him: “Ok now what the actually fuck did u just say. that sounded like some shit straight outta exorcist.”

Warlord: chops his head off

by @warlordgod December 13, 2019

kakum

Semen from an Indian uncle, also know as a kaka.

“I wonder how Miraj keeps his hair up.”

“It’s probably all that Kakum he uses.”

by Babu Gunto May 24, 2021

krakus

A Krakus is a creature that looks like a giant praying mantis. It feasts on humans and when it eats one, embers rain from the sky in a somewhat festive manner. The Krakus can be heard from miles around, and possesses an unmistakable call. "REAAAAAAAAAWWHHHHHHHH" They usually come out during the night, and live above the clouds, flying, and never resting.

Look out! It's a Krakus! "REAAAAWWHH!"

by Ryan Fiske May 15, 2008