ashton kutcher

A long-haired hippie who bangs Demi Moore.

Hosts a shitty pop-culture television show called "Punk'd," but infact should host a show called, "Pussy-whip'd," which shows pussy-whipped males get 0wned by non-pussy-whipped males.

Lisa: OMGZOZRZ!!111 PUNK'''D SI ON!111

Intelligent people: Just stfu. We don't want to hear it, bitch.

by Canned Duck December 22, 2003

kitchie

(n.) love for life and desire to enjoy it with people

(adj.) characterized by a positive disposition and a playful attitude.

noun: Her kitchie caused her to win the Miss Congeniality award.

Adj: The sun's out today, it will definitely be a kitchie day.

Her kitchie way of thinking really shows that she knows how to have fun.

by blackboard February 28, 2009

Ashton Kutcher

An alternative name for a really chronic strain of marijuana named Kush

Kutcher sounds like Kush

Instances of term used in main stream media:

"Light that Ashton Kutcher"

-Blunt Blowin - Lil Wayne

"Ashin' Kusher" by Kid Cudi

Hurry up and light up that Ashton Kutcher, im tryin to get baked son.

Roll up that Ashton Kutcher bro.

by Pnizzle126 February 11, 2012

ashton kutcher

man-child that that makes a living pulling childish pranks on celebrities

John: Did you see that immature guy back there acting like a 10 year old?

Bill: Yeah, he's such an Ashton Kutcher

by RockStar08 January 20, 2007

kuthie

BITCH, a female dog

your mama is a bitch and a whore.

by Nomes September 25, 2003

Kutchiku

Referring to something or someone cute and adorable.

Your child is such a kutchiku

by Xobforseitrams August 13, 2023

kutcher

any good-looking young man rendered rather pathetic by his anxious attempt to fit in and/or be liked. Can also refer to a stupid or hopelessly, embarrassingly un-cool individual.

That kutcher wouldn't know his ass from a hole in the ground!

by whatsbehindthemirror October 12, 2011