A guy that no matter how many women love him, no matter how pretty he is, no matter how many over-the-hill milfs he dates, will Never be able to act.
No ladies, we don't hate him because we're jealous. We hate him because he's a no-talent dumbass and we're sick of it. Y'know, the same reason you all hate Pamela Anderson.
No ladies, we don't hate him because we're jealous. We hate him because he's a no-talent dumbass and we're sick of it. Y'know, the same reason you all hate Pamela Anderson.
Did you hear about the movie Cameron Crowe was set to direct, starring Kirsten Dunst? They gave Ashton an audition and he was so bad they never called him back. Absolutely true story, look it up yourself.
by Kyle September 7, 2004
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Child: Mommy, what's wrong with that monkey on the TV?
Mother: He's Ashton Kutcher. And I don't know, Billy. I don't know.
Mother: He's Ashton Kutcher. And I don't know, Billy. I don't know.
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The funniest dude ever. He is an lover and is one of the hottest dudes around.karcher is loved beyond words and he can strut his stuff,he loves sports and girls.
by your momma is mine January 22, 2014
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by RayH January 15, 2004
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Hosts a shitty pop-culture television show called "Punk'd," but infact should host a show called, "Pussy-whip'd," which shows pussy-whipped males get 0wned by non-pussy-whipped males.
Hosts a shitty pop-culture television show called "Punk'd," but infact should host a show called, "Pussy-whip'd," which shows pussy-whipped males get 0wned by non-pussy-whipped males.
Lisa: OMGZOZRZ!!111 PUNK'''D SI ON!111
Intelligent people: Just stfu. We don't want to hear it, bitch.
Intelligent people: Just stfu. We don't want to hear it, bitch.
by Canned Duck December 22, 2003
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Kutcher sounds like Kush
Instances of term used in main stream media:
"Light that Ashton Kutcher"
-Blunt Blowin - Lil Wayne
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Instances of term used in main stream media:
"Light that Ashton Kutcher"
-Blunt Blowin - Lil Wayne
"Ashin' Kusher" by Kid Cudi
Hurry up and light up that Ashton Kutcher, im tryin to get baked son.
Roll up that Ashton Kutcher bro.
Roll up that Ashton Kutcher bro.
by Pnizzle126 February 11, 2012
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Bill: Yeah, he's such an Ashton Kutcher
Bill: Yeah, he's such an Ashton Kutcher
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