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kumquat

the male equivalent of the word 'cunt'
"shut up you dirty kumquat"
"he is such a fucking kumquat"
by bananalover69 April 21, 2010
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kumquat

1. Small boobs
2. A small orange citrus fruit, high in Vitamin C
3. A fruit (homosexual person)
4. Idiot
1. Yo, Kidjwa, that chick as some perky kumquats
2. Hey, Frank, pass the bowl of kumquats, I believe I'm coming down with the scurvy
3. Yo, John's a kumquat, he touched my butt.
4. Rick is a kumquat he doesn't know anything
by Hernando Sanchez September 5, 2008
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kumquat

1. certain type of citrus fruit
2. random unknown; thingy, something or other, whatever
"her rpg character where invariably Decepticon jets/ seekers/ kumquat"

"Ladies and Gentlemen, Giant Fish, kumquat, we are proud to present..."
by ragedaisy August 31, 2004
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kumquat

1) someone who is brain dead

2) someone who makes illogical decisions
fuck off you kumquat!
by Alex April 2, 2003
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kumquat

Like a date, only platonic. A friend-date, to get to know someone better or to catch up with them.
Alice asked me out on a kumquat - we're gonna go ice skating!
by I<3PIE January 28, 2015
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kumquat

my girlfriend has a kumquat pussy
by kahoutek July 2, 2009
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kumquat

A compliment if used by some guy who at one point in time looked like the Comic Book Guy
Kumquat's a cool word
by Gojira December 29, 2003
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