Kumite
The Kumite is a mythical, invitation only martial arts tournament with the deadliest fighters in the World, like Jean-Claude Van Damme
Except it's not mythical it's real. It's really real and is very similar to the Mortal Kombat tournament.
It is usually held on a far away mysterious island, so it's a nice getaway. Kind of like one of them all-inclusive vacation packages.
They cover room and food, everything (spa etc...) but they don't cover incidental (alcohol), of course.
It's nice, you get to catch up with old friends, see some really good matches, get a tan. Good times.
It is also a deathmatch but everybody's got to die sometime. You kill one man; you kill a dozen. It's all the same, they can only hang you once.
Whenever you say "Kumite" it is, always, followed by a fighting sound effect.
The Kumite is a mythical, invitation only martial arts tournament with the deadliest fighters in the World, like Jean-Claude Van Damme
Except it's not mythical it's real. It's really real and is very similar to the Mortal Kombat tournament.
It is usually held on a far away mysterious island, so it's a nice getaway. Kind of like one of them all-inclusive vacation packages.
They cover room and food, everything (spa etc...) but they don't cover incidental (alcohol), of course.
It's nice, you get to catch up with old friends, see some really good matches, get a tan. Good times.
It is also a deathmatch but everybody's got to die sometime. You kill one man; you kill a dozen. It's all the same, they can only hang you once.
Whenever you say "Kumite" it is, always, followed by a fighting sound effect.
"You think I knew she was a killer kung-fu wolf bitch?! She didn't say nothing about no Kumitie, Kumitoo, Kumite, Koom, black coon. Now y'all just hush I'm trying to think of what we gonna do"
Kumite (Eyyah!)
Kumite (Eyyah!)
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kumis • kumish • Kamisato ayato • Kamisexual • Kamism • Kumsal • kamisato ayaka • Kamishiro Rui • Kimisha • Kimishka
A form of English that makes no sense to any other party apart from those who are fluent. A word-by-word literal translation with humorous results for native English speakers.
Name is derived from the word Kim, who was the creator.
Name is derived from the word Kim, who was the creator.
Kids: Let's sing a song.
Kim: Heads knolders shes and toes, shes and toes, shes and toes.
Kids: What song is that mum?
Kim: It is the native song of Kimish.
Kim: Heads knolders shes and toes, shes and toes, shes and toes.
Kids: What song is that mum?
Kim: It is the native song of Kimish.
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She is a very swag woman with nails and hammer, and she dont have a crush on yuji.
She is a very swag woman with nails and hammer, and she dont have a crush on yuji.
Megumi: *Talks to a random girl*
Yuji and Nobara kugisaki: *runs*
Yuji: MEGUMI!!!! WHO IS THAT GIRL???
Nobara: DID YOU FORGOT THE NIGHT WE SpEND TOGETHER????
That girl: *IGNORE*
Megumi: Cn you stop?
Yuji and Nobara kugisaki: *runs*
Yuji: MEGUMI!!!! WHO IS THAT GIRL???
Nobara: DID YOU FORGOT THE NIGHT WE SpEND TOGETHER????
That girl: *IGNORE*
Megumi: Cn you stop?
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I want to be like Kimisha.
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Get the Mila Kunis mug.The real definition of the word kumiho is a mythical creature in Korean folklore and legends that is a fox that lives 1,000 years and therefore turns into a kumiho, which, simply put, is a nine-tailed fox. The kumiho can shapeshift into a human whenever it wants, but it may still have fox ears or a fox tail visible as a result of truly being a fox. It has to eat livers of humans to avoid dissolving into bubbles in a thousand years, but a kumiho can become human forever and stop having to eat humans if the kumiho can refrain from eating humans and/or human liver for 1,000 days.
Moonlight shone over a graveyard at night, when all humans are asleep, and in the light you could faintly make out the shape of a kumiho, wandering around the graveyard all alone. Its nine tails stuck up high in the air as it prowled silently around the graves, sniffing the air a few times before coming to a halt in front of one of the graves. It sniffed the air again, then began to dig at the foot of the grave, until the human that had been buried in the ground was unearthed. The kumiho pricked its ears to make sure no one else was nearby, then bent its head down and began to eat its prey.
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