The Kraft Singles Method

When your having sex with a girl and she asks you to put on a condom, you pull out a Kraft Singles Mac & Cheese cheese packet that you've been saving in your pocket, and open it to fake the sound of a condom wrapper opening. Later, when she asks you to go down on her, you pour the cheese into her pussy to make it taste better.

"She asked me to go down on her!"
"Daaaamn that sucks!"
"It's okay, I used The Kraft Singles Method. I was able to hit it raw, and get a snack!"

by Pimp Daddy Sam January 5, 2021

håll käften

The Swedish way of saying "Shut the fuck up".

Svenska barn ett: "Snella vatist. Du är smutsiga."
Svenska barn två: "Nej, du är smutsi. Håll käften."
Engelska barn: "Vänligen tala engelska!"
Svenska barn ett: "Nej. Vara tyst och stoppa tala."

by Xethro Gensh October 9, 2014

Saka Kuantan

A black-type creature that stays at a city named Kuantan in Malaysia. The creature never leaves it’s habitat.

A Saka Kuantan appeared in a futsal court in indera mahkota 8.

by Papayol January 2, 2020

Krafty Veteranz

Butt-sex Connoisseur

Person 1: Hey, I had creamy butt-sex

Person 2: Nice you are a Krafty Veteranz

by bjdniceboy March 22, 2010

kraft dinner

Macaroni and cheese

Tonight we'll eat kraft dinner

by Terrance and Philip June 9, 2004

Kraftwerk

Possibly the greatest electro techno style group ever! One of Germanys finest exports! An extremely big hit in the 80s. No one should dis them they are great.

Hey Hawker put some Kraftwerk on!!!!

by Hawker February 13, 2004

klafte

Yiddish for cunt. Yiddish slang vulgarity to describe a vagina or as an expression like "bitch".

She is truly a klafte. What a klafte!

by David Chase January 19, 2008