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krysteria

When a foreign teacher, or substitute teacher has a mental breakdown during a class or lecture because of the student's lack of cooperation.
"Wow today Mr. Smith had some major krysteria."
by Jason1214552 May 13, 2007
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Kristoffer

The name Kristoffer is a Scandinavian variant of the name Christopher. Christopher originates in Greek, popularized in the early 11th century. The current spelling is directly derived from Χριστοφορος (Christophoros) which means "To bear Christ".

The history of the name is ironic. It was used as a pseudonymic title rather than as a given name. Early Christians referred to those who supported Christianity as Christopher. However, because of the words the name are derived from, specifically φερω (phero) the name can be read to mean something entirely different from the commonly held definition. Phero ("to bear or offer" )also took on, and is the basis for, the English homonym word "to bear" meaning to tolerate (albeit a much longer linguistic route was taken for the second definition to enter English). Thus Christopher can mean "to tolerate Christ" rather than "to offer Christ".

The spelling Kristoffer is common in Swedish, Norwegian, Danish, Finnish, and some Germanic dialects. Similar spellings are found in Cyrillic/Slavic languages, such as; Russian, Hungarian, Latvian, Bulgarian, etc.

Kristoffer is commonly shortened to Kris, Krist, Kristoff, and Toffer.
"Kristoffer was a kind and gentle man."

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by LordRelentless October 15, 2014
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KRISTOFOR

Kristofor's are very outgoing. They have a lot of friends. In their love life however, they play a lot of mind games and will hurt you emotionally. On the other side of that though, they are very passionate, loving, and care about everyone around them. Kristofor's are very adventurous and is open to new things. They always have a smile on their face but at times can be very dramatic.
Kristofor is my best friend and has an amazing smile
by janell0707 February 9, 2017
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Krustomers

Ah crap, here comes some more krustomers!
by Manibumble January 31, 2009
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Keystoner

A regular at Keystone Resort, Colorado and who enjoys a large amount of Mary Jane, simultaneously.
Hi, my name is Alex, and I am a Keystoner.
by Keystoner December 29, 2009
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Kristofer Hunter

Don’t be a Kristofer hunter, especially at noon.
by Annonymous <3 January 29, 2022
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Khristofer

The hottest, most sweetest guy in the universe. Makes the absolute best and most caring boyfriend in the world. Normally has abs, not flab’s.
Get yoself a khristofer, lady’s.
by Nat_eden2007 June 27, 2018
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