it is impossible to sum up the exact amazingness of a kronenberger. a kronenberger is the most amazing kind of person you will ever meet. very sexy, easy to talk to, outgoing, and loves to help people. VERY TALENTED. kronenbergers have a certain je ne sais quoi when it comes to the performing arts, are amazing dancers, and tend to have a certain love for musicals such as "wicked", "chicago", and "west side story". also, they are normally on the short side. befriending a kronenberger will bring you happiness and good fortune for the rest of your life.
nicholas: you're coming on the rollercoaster with me!
a kronenberger: i can't. i mean...i don't make the height limit.
nicholas: that's okay. you're awesome and you're an amazing friend. let's dance!
a kronenberger: i can't. i mean...i don't make the height limit.
nicholas: that's okay. you're awesome and you're an amazing friend. let's dance!
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Dude I have Kroniphobia, I saw this fat girl wearing a tanktop and shaking her ass and I had to run.
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A word used to describe a lady who looks great from behind, but has a face like a chopping board. Taken from the popular drink of Kings, Kronenbourg 1664 as she is 16 at the back and 64 at the front. Also bobfoc
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Mikey and Davey are hella savvy kronies, they win every argument and they get allll the cheeks and babes!
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