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kroken

Kroken is a place in norway, were all the cool peoples live. Kroken is not far from Tromsdalen(daln). Everyone from kroken hates people from daln.

Oooh, and yeah. everyone from kroken have a third leg.
Dude1: were u from?
dude2: Kroken
Dude1: wow dude sry for talking to you! dont kill me.
Dude2: whatever.

new born born
GOD DAMN!! see that boys third leg.. he is a realy kroken ganstaaah
by Kroken gangstaaah April 15, 2009
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Kroketuette

A word that means creative or cool. Also used as an insisted compliment and usually necessary to take it
“That’s really kroketuette of you!”
by John Victor Smithers February 18, 2026
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Kroketuette

A saying used to describe something creative, cool, awesome and or interesting. Often used as an insisted compliment and most necessary to accept and thank for.
Oh wow, your DIY shirt looks really Kroketuette!”
by John Victor Smithers February 18, 2026
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Noordwijks kroketje

First, you have intercourse on the beach. Then when you are sticky, you quickly put your dick in the sand and then you continue intercourse.
Did you go out with that girl last night? Did you do an Noordwijks kroketje?
by 00Nuclear July 15, 2022
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Kromethium

Sexy ginger God "Kromethium." He is the most powerful of gingers and rules the universe with his incredibly large "staff". Kromethium is known for intelligence, wittiness and effortless powers of seduction.
Did you see that large crowd of gingers? They must be gathering for the Kromethium takeover.
by Scytherwynn March 28, 2014
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Krokeide

Krokeide is a place, a tiny village 2 miles outside Bergen, in Norway. Krokeide is a wonderful place, with a beautiful lagoon, old fishboats by the beach, a big forest with the tallest trees and mountains high enough you feel like the queen/king of the world when standing on them.

It is very popular to live at Krokeide, but very expensive.

Krokeide is also a family name for about 175 Norwegian people. It is a very unique surname. The Krokeide´s (Krokeide slekta, in Norwegian) is known for being some big-mouthed smartasses. They won´t let anyone fuck with em´. They stand up for themselves, with communication and their smarts.
"Wow, who are those people?"

"I think they might be the Krokeide´s"

"Krokeide? What the hell is that"?
"A wonderful place in Bergen! Have you seriously never heard of it? Dumbass."
by xexilie October 9, 2014
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Kroke

An adjective to describe something funny

Crow-key
"bruh that's the Kroke I'm laughing out of control bruh"
"I stamp thats the Kroke bruh!! Krokiest thing I've ever heard"
by glizzyKy August 6, 2017
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