KrisFogg

when the morning fog is dense like the beard of a well endowed man, thick and large; will prevent you from leaving bed.

I awoke to the most gorgeous KrisFogg I have ever laid eyes upon, it was so large and thick that I had no other choice but to stay in bed with it all day.

by Mr. Woodshop Teacher November 28, 2017

Kristopher

the best and most original spelling of the name "Christopher." Tends to be attractive outgoing great guys. The type of guy you can't keep your hands off of.

girl: I need to find a hottie named kristopher

by just me!!! July 5, 2008

Rice Krispy Treat

When you're taking a crap and the turd makes a crackling sound as it exits your bunghole.

I dropped a Rice Krispy Treat in the thundermug this morning.It sounded like the turd was bubblewrapped.

by wolfbait51 May 8, 2011

knispork

a spoon, a knife, and a fork in one!

the knispork, a spork with i knife on the handle

by Patrick Gump February 19, 2006

kripo

The Criminal Investigation Department of Germany,called Kripo.

He was arrested by the kripo last night in Berlin.

by tdow7345 July 16, 2007

Kristoffe

The most underrated variation of Kristoff or Kristoffer of all time, and probably this guy's most underrated name, too. Because of how underrated Kristoffe is, no one seems to appreciate him enough. He's the type of person that would go along with nearly everything, uninvolved with any conflict, but always has the simplest things to say. Underneath the quiet persona is a boy filled with a potential he has yet to reach; thoughts that are meant to be shared with the world, dreams that are nothing less than possible. One would think of him as the chill friend that never fails to listen and cheer you up, but at the same time, make you ponder on things that might not even make sense. Nonetheless, Kristoffe often fails to remember not only how capable he is to achieve anything, but how much he is worth fighting for, too. So if you know a Kristoffe in your life, tell him you love him, it's likely that he needs to hear it.

Kristoffe is a friend worth keeping for life, but only do that if you can give him the love he deserves.

by ncrthstar March 29, 2021

Passing Nick Kristof in the Aisle

To lay a fart in someone's face while passing them in an airplane, bus, subway train or other public conveyance where they are denied a means of easy escape and have to take the full blast directly or at least danger close. From an unfortunate incident in late 2019 when two-time Pulitzer Prize winner and New York Times columnist Nicholas Kristof took such a hit while on a U.S. transcontinental flight.

What happened to you?
I tripped on my shoelace while passing Nick Kristof in the aisle to my Calc teacher on the way back from the Mathletes Jamboree and now I've gotta wear this leg boot for 3 weeks.
Yeah, karma can be a bitch.

by Tin Hat Kippah December 15, 2020