Krinkles

A chode ran over by a tire and sucked off right after

My man got krinkles last night

by Yogi Bear’s Big D October 24, 2018

krinkle cut

The latest slang for anything that is extremly cool.

damn, them clothes is krinkle cut, son.

by emakkel May 25, 2006

kinkly

Kinkly is a girl who has a fettish for piss, and is gay. but is homophobic. which makes no sense but yes, shes cool to talk to aswell
she is also very kinky and she sends me yt videos on soundhub but it also sounds like pornhub, so kinkly always watches porn even though she said it was a tetris song.

me: kinkly ur so fuking kinky
kinkly: yes

by balogna mans March 29, 2022

Krinkling

a) Any action characterized as being a verb that is carried out or propagated by a being deemed as being of the Krinkle lineage.

b) A general state of being based on an action being performed by a Krinkle.
Past tense: Minkled

"He krinkled quietly through the darkness, hoping not to stumble."

"He was krinkling through the forest when along came a talking banana."

"He krinkled and krinkled until he could krinkle no more."

"Together they krinkled deep into the night toward the thrust of dawn."

by KrinkDawg September 7, 2011

krinklde

Slang term I made up.
Describes a penis when in cold temperatures.

Dude, I would have taken off my shorts, but my dick was all krinklde.

by Jacob January 13, 2004

krinkle your crumpet

Masturbating underwater. Usually referring to underwater female-masturbation, but not exclusive to females.

Jane spent so long krinkling her crumpet in the bath her cunt was pruney.

Don't krinkle your crumpets in the bath! I have to take showers in that tub!!!

by lyla1315 February 3, 2015

Krinkle star

A persons anus.

I.e. Stink wrinkle.

Caregiver to old man. Come on honey time to wipe your Krinkle star.

by Gongfarmer26 August 15, 2016