kringlefucker

da homestuck tree

Person 1: What's a kringlefucker?
Person 2: The christmas tree from homestuck or whatever.

by kopeechiboomer December 4, 2019

Kriņģis

A cringe person

That person is really Kriņģis

by MilkRed December 7, 2021

Kringle berries

The little cookie crumbs that collect in Santas beard and mysteriously end up in your underwear and/or bed sheets while you're sleeping. Usually accompanied by sticks and coal in all of your presents.

I don't understand why I keep on finding kringle berries in my sheets mom, we're Jewish!

by Ranchgirls December 11, 2020

Xan Kriegor

In 2291 when 'Consensual murder' is legalized Xan Kriegor rose up from the underbelly of society and began to compete in the Liandri Tournament, later renamed the Unreal Tournament. Having already been infamous more numerous winnings in former tournaments, it was no surprise to see him become the winner of the first tournament. He leads the Liandri Corporation sponsored team - "The Corrupt". Yet it 2293, Malcolm, a human, unseats Xan who goes into a hiatus at the Liandri Corporation Headquarters for upgrades. Then in 2303 (year of Unreal Tournament 2004). Gorge who'd defeated Malcolm the year before, Malcolm himself, and Xan Kriegor all have their own sponsored teams and compete in the tournament.

Xan Kriegor, supposed leader of the Liandri Corporation.

Xan Kriegor, bitched by Malcolm.

Xan Kriegor, back for revenge.

by BonusStage April 15, 2006

Kriebelization

To inject ones self with steroids, or to engage in homosexual activity.

Kris: Hey you want to shoot up before the gym today?

Dave: Hell yea man and then butt sex after the gym!

Both: Kriebelization!

by ROIDS R 4 PUSSIES April 18, 2010

Kiegh

Sly motherfucker that doesn't leave even when he says he is. Has the qualities of being an awesome, but just god damn is anyway so get fucked.

kiegh go to bed already
i said bye ages ago you nip.

by iscrewevry1 September 9, 2010

Krieger Steamer

When a fully nude, uncomfortably jacked man takes a shit on your chest and slowly wipes it down to your ballsack while simultaneously putting you in a cradle position.

"I had to take a 30 minute shower to wash off the my shit-covered chest and balls which I received from a Krieger Steamer."

by LeFrance July 20, 2018