Derived from the Christian slogan 'What would Jesus do?'.
Instead refers to what choice Kratos from God of War would make to solve his problem.
i.e. Kill in the most violent way possible
Reasons why this is much more realistic are Kratos doesn't:
Turn water into wine,
Feed 5000 people,
Cure blindness or leprosy
Walk on water.
He kills his problems with his hands.
Instead refers to what choice Kratos from God of War would make to solve his problem.
i.e. Kill in the most violent way possible
Reasons why this is much more realistic are Kratos doesn't:
Turn water into wine,
Feed 5000 people,
Cure blindness or leprosy
Walk on water.
He kills his problems with his hands.
by Riot_man April 26, 2010
Get the What would Kratos do? mug.1. Kratos-The main character from God Of War. One fucked up motherfucker. In only two games, excluding God Of War: Chains of Olympus, he has completely butchered Greek mythology. He slaughtered Ares, beheaded Medusa, impaled Perseus, murdered Athena, sent Icarus to Hades (after ripping his wings off), and even destroyed the Sisters of Fate themselves! He found Pandora's box and even changed his own fate! Only mess with this guy if you're aroused by the thought of being butchered into finely sliced pieces of human within the blink of an eye. In league with Chuck Norris.
2. Kratos-To Kratos. To Kratos someone is to hammer the living fuck out of them. Other terms to use in place of Kratos would be: Destroy, Eradicate, Annihilate, Wipe Out Of Existence, or Beat The Living Shit Out Of.
2. Kratos-To Kratos. To Kratos someone is to hammer the living fuck out of them. Other terms to use in place of Kratos would be: Destroy, Eradicate, Annihilate, Wipe Out Of Existence, or Beat The Living Shit Out Of.
Ignorant Person: Man, Kratos sucks dick, he blows.
Kratos: Ahem?
Ignorant Person: Go suck a cock.
Kratos: (pulls out the Barbarian Hammer) We'll see about that.
Johnny: It was horrible. Chuck Norris just came up and Kratos'd the guy. All that was left was a dismembered pinky and some shit stained briefs.
Kratos: Ahem?
Ignorant Person: Go suck a cock.
Kratos: (pulls out the Barbarian Hammer) We'll see about that.
Johnny: It was horrible. Chuck Norris just came up and Kratos'd the guy. All that was left was a dismembered pinky and some shit stained briefs.
by Thrasher13 January 4, 2010
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A psychological insecurity that leads to the murder of ancient Gods in the attempt to rid everyone of knowing you ejaculate prematurely.
Ancient God 1: Hey did you hear about Steve and his girlfriend last night?
Ancient God 2: Yeah! I heard he got off in like 2 sec-AGHH!
*Both Gods were murdered by Steve due to his Kratos Complex*
Ancient God 2: Yeah! I heard he got off in like 2 sec-AGHH!
*Both Gods were murdered by Steve due to his Kratos Complex*
by Lank11 July 22, 2011
Get the Kratos Complex mug.The Main character from the kick-ass game and franchise god of war
he was a spartan soldier then he became an ares hitman kinda then he killed ares and became a god then he fucked aphrodite and then he died? its an enigma
Kratos has premature ejaculation he lasts 10 seconds til he ejaculates in GOW 1 2 and in god of war 3 he lasts like 20 minutes
he still kicks ass
he was a spartan soldier then he became an ares hitman kinda then he killed ares and became a god then he fucked aphrodite and then he died? its an enigma
Kratos has premature ejaculation he lasts 10 seconds til he ejaculates in GOW 1 2 and in god of war 3 he lasts like 20 minutes
he still kicks ass
Aphrodite:Kratos Fuck me!
Kratos: Im To Busy To Do That
Aphrodite:We can go ass to mouth
Kratos:Then Yeah!
Kratos: Im To Busy To Do That
Aphrodite:We can go ass to mouth
Kratos:Then Yeah!
by Mr.Douche March 30, 2010
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Get the katomatay mug.Something said by fan-boy wannabes who want to up their manly points by insinuating they are anything like a super human god machine. Often said to silence and redirect an arguement that is not going according to plan.
You can count on these individuals to randomly strike poses while flexing, trying to intimidate you with unmasculine voices, and in some cases, to grow a goatee.
You can count on these individuals to randomly strike poses while flexing, trying to intimidate you with unmasculine voices, and in some cases, to grow a goatee.
by TheOneAndOnlyAVENGER April 30, 2010
Get the I am Kratos! mug.Probably the most badass character in all of video game history. In his first game, God of War, he is sent to dethrone Ares, the god of war, hence the game's title. Along his journey he kicks major ass in epic levels and solves ball-busting puzzles. With the help of Pandora's Box he kicks the shit out of Ares and becomes the new God of War. That is where his second adventure starts from.
by justblaze216 November 26, 2007
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