kurtistornied

Living for the sole purpose of getting wasted on the weekend. Sometimes even on weeknights. Work is only a stepping stone towards and funding for the inevitable. Then when you do get wasted, it's not so much as to lose your memory, but to get so utterly annihalated as to end up on your best mate's lawn in a chick's bra and a star post up your ass.

For fuck's sake, I got so kurtistornied last night that apparently I was dancing naked on the local cop car singing Amy Winehouse songs!! Never mind I'll be backing it up tonight!!

by grimreaper6969 August 5, 2011

Kurtis Blow

First rapper to ever go "mainstream". Represented the 80's old shcool hiphop scene, when shit was true and all was good and when it was cool to call hip hop, "rap". Nas even stole his song "If I Ruled the World"

by Hamydeez October 5, 2003

Kurtism

A religion more superior to others, we worship Kurapika and say AKAKU instead of amen

Ex

Friend a: what’s your religion?

Friends B: Kurtism, AKAKU ✝️✝️🛐🛐🙏

by Kurapikasminion November 1, 2020

Kourisexual

To have an attraction to everything and want to ejaculate aggressively on them, especially under a street light while it's freezing cold.

John is kourisexual, he wants to finish on everything that exists in the school

by Hehe133 March 24, 2022

Kurtis Conner

Awesome guy, who just makes everyone me laugh and is a great youtuber, the mayor of KurtisTown. I am a proud student of Yee Yee University.

"Hey are you subscribed to Kurtis Conner?"
"Yes, Yee Yee University!"

by qgk February 10, 2021

kourishibiz

Kourishibiz is a dude from Iran who has hairy legs and only works out on specific times and only work his legs. He do be squatting 100kg and bencing 75kg. In among us he is impostor 99% of the time and sells kex choklad out of his locker (not weed).

You: Good morning Kourishibiz! do you wanna go to the gym at 4pm?
Kourishibiz: No, gym 7:07AM on sunday. It's legday

by Alli Hakka pastan October 15, 2020

Kurtism

Kurtism is a religion used to worship Kurapika Kurta, from Hunter X Hunter.

thou shalt drownith in an indescribable emptiness 🛐 kurtisms 4:20 🛐
. :∞♡*♥♥*♡∞: .
all other HXH religions are non-existent✝
🛐AKAKU🛐AKAKU🛐AKAKU🛐MOE🛐SAKURA🛐
. :∞♡*♥♥*♡∞: .
death to the demons in hell (aka the Phantom Troupe)🛐 kurtisms 3:25🛐

Wipe All Spiders From Their Puny Existance.

“I have converted to Kurtism. I worship, my one and only god, ‘Kurapika Kurta’.

by NX~~ November 4, 2020