kodiak split

When you blow your load on a gal, and leave without cleaning her off.

Met a girl on tender, she took me home to play hide the chicharrone. I gave her the ol kodiak split.

by Chicken wizard August 8, 2019

Koudiedji

A person who is very kind, dosent take shit from anybody, very childish and when bored most likely to do something to get her laughing.

I need a koudiedji for quarantine then

by Who know a Koudiedji April 13, 2020

Kodiak Cake

Engaging in intercourse with your partner vigorously from behind in an outdoor hot tub full of milk while massaging each other with warm sticks of butter.

Did you see that episode of The Bachelor? Matt turned that girl into a tray of Kodiak Cakes.

by KodiakCaker March 24, 2021

Kordian

shooting yourself because of something unbearable.
reference to Kordian, from Juliusz Słowacki's play "Kordian" where the main character has a suicide attempt.

"Have you seen this picture?"
"It makes me want to do a Kordian so much."

by Lafayette kin January 27, 2023

kouda

the sexiest human being on earth, tells the most bloody hilarious and knee slapping jokes ever, everyone thirsts over him because hes so fine & handsome

john: who’s that sexy fucker over there?
me: oh thats just kouda

by ko. April 8, 2023

kodiak with a kodak

'70s CB slang for police with radar; picture taker

We have a Kodiak with a Kodak on the eastbound I-80 at mile marker 220.

by oneoldgeezer November 6, 2007

Kodiak Moment

When you witness an extremely one-sided fight worthy of get pictures of, stills or video, on a camera phone or digital camera. The Kodiak would be the person issuing the beating.

Then she stuck that girl in the face, grabbed both sides of her head, and just kept slamming it into the wall. I wish I had my phone, because it was such a Kodiak Moment.

by Fanster March 25, 2007