Korean Logic

When you do something that reduces your personal benefit and your only reason for doing it is that this is the way it has always been done.

Korean: "The air is bad in here. You foreigners need to change the air so you can be healthy" (Korean then goes to smoke cigarette). Foreigner 1: Why did they smoke a cigarette if they want to be healthy? Foreigner 2: Because Korean Logic.

by Here You Go December 18, 2014

Roof Koreans

Angry Korean store workers who prowl their store roof tops wielding Nagasaki rifles and wearing their Korean Pride bandannas during the Baltimore riots to keep their store from being looted by "protestors"

After setting fire to the neighborhood CVS farmicy, Tyrone and the boys got in a shoot out with Highly armed Roof Koreans while trying to loot the noodle store nearby.

by FauxTales April 29, 2015

Kordan

Ali Kordan is an Iranian conservative politician who was the interior minister of Iran for 90 days! Kordan claimed to have an honorary doctorate in law from Oxford University. However his academic qualifications and doctorate have been widely questioned by Iranian parliament members and the media so Kordan later released a copy of his degree showing an Honorary Doctorate of Law Degree that was conferred on him in June 2000 and was under-signed by three Oxford University professors.The University of Oxford published an official statement on its website that they have no record of Mr Ali Kordan receiving an honorary doctorate or any other degree.It noted that none of the professors whose alleged signatures were on the certificate were working in the field of law, and none of them would sign degree certificates.Finally On Tuesday November 4, 2008, the Iranian parliament voted to sack Interior Minister Ali Kordan for lying about his credentials and presenting a fake degree from Oxford University.
kordanize kokordanification kordanophobia kordanism kordanic kordanicly

Don't be like kordan man.Be brave enough to Tell me the truth instead of lying.

by DesoliDs January 5, 2009

Korana

Korana is the nicest and most caring and loving friend someone can get.

I wish I had a friend like Korana.

by Guso October 26, 2017

Korean Switch

The act of replacing a victim's object(s) without them noticing and giving them no clue on where it's gone.

Tommy replaces Benny's phone with a case, with just the case. 20 minutes later Benny finds out that his phone is missing.
Benny: Oh no, my phone, where has it gone!?
Tommy stays quiet, knowing that he knows exactly where the phone is. (Right inside his backpack)
40 minutes later, class is about to end. It has been a frantic search for Benny's phone.
Tommy: You see Benny, to master the Korean Switch, not only does one have to switch the person's object, but also give them no clue on where it's gone. Here is your phone Benny *Gives phone over. I hope we can stay friendly acquaintances. Cheers!
Tommy leaves the room, leaving Benny with his mouth wide open, knowing that he must learn the Korean Switch, to not be constantly moving on the metaphorical treadmill of life, not moving forward, not moving back, unless of course, you run out of breath...

by KoreanSwitchSensei September 20, 2018

Korean Supper

Requires:
1) A woman of the Korean variety
2) One doorless Jeep Wrangler
3) A truly WILD imagination

Guy 1: "Dude, last night was totally insane."

Guy 2: "Why? Wait, you didn't-"

Guy 1: "-Yeah, I did. My Wrangler is completely totalled after that Korean Supper we pulled..."

by SpaceHelmet69 May 25, 2010

Korean Break-up

A break up in which the guy stops all forms of communication with no explanation. If he sees you by chance, he will ignore you, but would have no problem greeting your friends right in front of you.

I was dating Aiden, this Korean guy, for 6 months. All of a sudden, he just stopped calling and texting. It was weird. then he came to my city last night, said hello to all of my friends and ignored me. I guess it was one of those Korean Break-ups I've been hearing about.

by horn5guy March 28, 2012