A fat whore who doesn't care about anyone or anything. Also an obsessed fan girl who does not listen to anybody.
by maddy114 May 22, 2011
Get the Sydney Kelleher mug.Dolfy's phone guy. He usually calls him when he has a problem with something but refuses to fix it, even after a brief update.
Dolfy: I demand a cure for this ugliness. I'm fed up with being ugly.
Burgdorf: My Failure, I have no news on a cure. No one yet understands what caused this mutation. All attempts so far to restore us to our former glory have all failed.
Dolfy: No progress has been made?
Burgdorf: My Failure, you should speak with Koller.
Dolfy: Koller. Give me Koller. Koller, has any progress been made with curing our ugly problem?
Karl Koller: No.
Dolfy: Why not? There should be a way to cure us.
Koller: No, we can't be cured.
Dolfy: Yes we can, you idiot. The ugliness was inflicted on us and I believe our ugliness can be reversed.
Koller: Hold a moment. I'm receiving a note on our ugly problem. It says here we can't be cured. These mutations have permanently deformed us on a supramolecular scale. These mutations will continue to alter our appearance. Our voices are also damaged beyond repair.
Dolfy: Nothing but lame excuses from a bunch of incompetent dummies. I demand a cure. If you fail to cure us, I will hang you with this deformed phone. Unbelievable. They claim we can't be cured of our ugliness. Those are the same idiots who said the cake is a lie.
Burgdorf: My Failure, if you're so sure our ugly problem can be cured. Why haven't you actually come up with the solution yourself?
Dolfy: Back off.
Burgdorf: My Failure, I have no news on a cure. No one yet understands what caused this mutation. All attempts so far to restore us to our former glory have all failed.
Dolfy: No progress has been made?
Burgdorf: My Failure, you should speak with Koller.
Dolfy: Koller. Give me Koller. Koller, has any progress been made with curing our ugly problem?
Karl Koller: No.
Dolfy: Why not? There should be a way to cure us.
Koller: No, we can't be cured.
Dolfy: Yes we can, you idiot. The ugliness was inflicted on us and I believe our ugliness can be reversed.
Koller: Hold a moment. I'm receiving a note on our ugly problem. It says here we can't be cured. These mutations have permanently deformed us on a supramolecular scale. These mutations will continue to alter our appearance. Our voices are also damaged beyond repair.
Dolfy: Nothing but lame excuses from a bunch of incompetent dummies. I demand a cure. If you fail to cure us, I will hang you with this deformed phone. Unbelievable. They claim we can't be cured of our ugliness. Those are the same idiots who said the cake is a lie.
Burgdorf: My Failure, if you're so sure our ugly problem can be cured. Why haven't you actually come up with the solution yourself?
Dolfy: Back off.
by The Real Driller October 1, 2022
Get the Karl Koller mug.The gumpiest, turtle looking mother f***** you've ever met. A major asshole, but so innocent you can't blame him for it. Drives an obnoxious jeep with a chopped exhaust that is obviously compensation for his undersized penis. His hobbies include racing every car on the highway, recieving dry, over the pants hand jobs in his friends garage, and spending all of his dads money on Patagonia gear. We all love him though!
He's such a Kollen
by Ripper Dipper December 27, 2016
Get the kollen mug.An endearment to use towards close friends. It can also be used if you forget someones name. Kelleh only works properly if it is shouted loudly with emphasis on the 'LEH' at the end.
OH HELLO KELLEH
WHATS FOR DINNER SWEET KELLEH
women: oh hi paul hows it going?
man: umm yeh not to bad....KELLEH?!?!?!
KELL......................EH
WHATS FOR DINNER SWEET KELLEH
women: oh hi paul hows it going?
man: umm yeh not to bad....KELLEH?!?!?!
KELL......................EH
by deadbreast April 15, 2009
Get the kelleh mug.Oh shit! here comes the Kollector
by yourdad145619 September 27, 2020
Get the kollector mug.Kolleen is a sweet but sassy chick that will rock your world or leave you broken hearted. The best Kolleens have long dark hair and a great sense of humor. A Kolleen can be sarcastic or bitchy sometimes but they're an overall great person. Kolleens have great bodies and good souls. If you find a Kolleen, cherish her forever because she is totally worth your love.
by thousand_foot_krutch November 30, 2017
Get the Kolleen mug.- Wow, what's that? It's fucking awesome!
- I don't know. At least it's not awesome enough to be a Kolle.
- I don't know. At least it's not awesome enough to be a Kolle.
by Flatulent January 21, 2011
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