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Kollamass

The Christmas equivalent for the worst human beings on the planet. First celebrated by the founders of Kollabase in December 2015.

Kollamass happens once a year and only in the month of December. The date varies and is celebrated by Drinking, Smoking, Gambling, Occasional drug use and Pizza eating. There are no limits.
Aye bitch, I cant wait for Kollamass this year! I may end the night in a body bag.
by Kollabase October 7, 2019
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kollarbear

quite possibly the most dangerous bear in existence. nearly 6 feet tall and over 250 lbs, it is surprisingly fast, obnoxiously loud, has an appetite that is insatiable, can drive a car (like a maniac), and has been known to eat bananas in less than 3 mississippi.
kurt: "omg, the kollarbear just inhaled that banana..."

chode: "potassium overdose!"

kollarbear: "UAHHAHAHAHA! UAHAHAHAHA! UAHAHAHA!"
by kurticus May 30, 2007
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Wooden Koala

A dildo that is highly popular in Australia, mainly amongst the aborigines. The whole dildo is carved out of eucalyptus wood, the tree that koalas get their food from. The shaft is similar to a didgeridoo and the head is shaped like a koala, hence the name, Wooden Koala.
Australian #1: G'day mate, how was your night?
Australian #2: It was great, I used a Wooden Koala on my bunghole. Now I can barely walk!
by AbidWoodenKoalaUser April 2, 2010
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koala muffin

A fusion of a koala bear and a muffin (preferably blueberry) which results in a distinctly cute and tasty 'koalamuffin'

Usually seen after consuming one too many additives and/or E numbers
Person 1: Whoa, look at that unbearably cute walking muffin with fluffy ears

Person 2: No dude, that's a koala muffin, and blueberry flavored by the look of it
by RosieMuffin April 30, 2009
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koala tea

a bastardized pronunciation of "quality" that functions as an adjective. made popular on tumblr. sometimes written as koalatea or koality.
you're such a koala tea person.
by weathereports October 16, 2010
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koala

a cute australian marsupial that eats only eucalyptus leaves. A marsupial is like a kangaroo (they have pouches for their babies) they are not bears
please dont call me a koala bear cause im not a bear at all (its a song)
by 555 March 8, 2004
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Koala

Koalaling- the act of one person wrapping their limbs around another person or thing; 2. an intimate way of cuddling; 3 a very adorable thing to do.
Ex.

1. Elizabeth was koaling her pillow earlier

2. “Babe, I wanna koala you <3

3. Boy 1. My little cousin fell asleep koalaing me when watching The Little Mermaid

Girl 1: THAT’S SO ADORABLE
by CottenPenguin January 22, 2014
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