kojak spot

A choice parking location. So named because Telly Savalas's character Kojak always found great parking spots, even in crowded urban locations.

I scored the Kojak spot out front!

by Jimbonator December 4, 2004

Kodak's law

When you most need a camera, you will inevitably not have one.

by Mark March 25, 2003

Klak

To smack a bitch upside the head with an open hand, thus emitting a comic book style 'Klak' sound.

'I'mma Klak that bitch upside the head!'

'You lookin' for a Klak?'

'Klak that motherfucker, Joe!'

by DumbCake December 28, 2013

kolaveri

Meaning: Murderous rage. Kolai: Murder; Veri: Hateful Urge

Etymology: Its a word in South-Indian language Tamil. The word was made popular by the chartbuster song "Why this Kolaveri di?" that has got some 3 million hits on youtube within a week of upload. The word also stays on top of twitter India trends for more than 3 days in a row.

English+Tamil: Why this Kolaveri di?
Translation (English only): Why this murderous rage girl?

by emperoraka November 24, 2011

kodaken

the filipino way of saying "take a picture".

Kodaken us!

by kodakener July 10, 2009

Strangling Kojak

Masturbating
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Taking matters into your own hands
Holding your sausage hostage
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops

I couldnt catch any chickenheads last night. So, I went home and strangled Kojak whilst the dog licked my balls

by Drilla Killa November 4, 2004

kolade

Kolades are amazing guys. They are usually dark in complexion. They are very funny and their smile can light up a room. They are also very generous people and one of the best givers. They are usually very good football. Although they sometimes seem proud they are actually good people on the inside. Youre very lucky to know a kolade. They usually fall in love with girls named Victoria or Testimony.

Kolade loves Victoria

by thaticecreamlover February 18, 2019