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Noice Kok

Used instead of noice cock when you don’t want to get in trouble.
Playing Khoot
Teacher: “Who’s Noice cock!”
Prasidda: “It’s pronounced ‘k-oak’.”
Teacher: “Ok then... Noice Kok.”
by NoiceKok July 11, 2020
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ba-kok

The sound a chicken makes.
A noise used to provoke others when they are, in fact, acting like a chicken.
"Ba-Kok!"
"Dude, quit being a chicken; ba-ba-ba-ba-kok."
by thatonekid48 June 28, 2008
mugGet the ba-kokmug.

ba-kok

A San Francisco graffiti artist that tagged the mission district with a ridiculous cartoon chicken screaming,"BA-KOK"
did you see that new ba-kok piece up on mission and 18th? that shit was hella dope!
by dragspunk October 21, 2010
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kok mi sok

A degeneration of "suck my cock" pronounced like a careless Irish pub owner just refusing you your last pint when your already completely wasted. The careless tone is of necessity to strengthen the confusion of your target. It works as confusing on sober people as it does on intoxicated ones.
Dude#1(on phone): Hey man, can you bring some beer to the party?
Heckto: Kok mi sok! (hangs up)
Dude#2: What did he say?
Dude#1: I am not sure...
by Stoma October 27, 2010
mugGet the kok mi sokmug.

kok on de blok

the act of putting your cock on a block than jizzing on said block
yo dude, I see you have your kok on de blok
by kok on de blok August 3, 2021
mugGet the kok on de blokmug.

Kok Weng Seah

The Singaporean version of the internationally recognised term for a deranged and arrogantly hostile counterpart species of the human race, the 'Karen.' Using an upwards of a trillionth of their brain's power, the Kok Weng Seah is a hazardous and life-threatening entity who tends to scour the durian section at the supermarket, as well as keeping a well-trained eye on the newspapers, hungry for more vouchers to feed their addiction to kang kong, 3-day old sushis from the gas station, and their increasing sensitivity to the slightest of touches from kids.
Doctor: "I'm afraid your wife... is a Kok Weng Seah."
Man: "Whoever said she was my wife? She's just some creepy stalking aunty from the supermarket complaining about that time I took her $3.57 kang kong!"
Wild Kok Weng Seah: "It was $3.59! And it was the cheapest on sale!"
Man: "Don't talk abusive cock, there was another one on sale for $3.22."
Kok Weng Seah: "... Cos of you! Block the view!"
Man: "You look more likely to block the view than I do."
Kok Weng Seah: "... Stop or I call police!" *holds up 'phone'*
Man: "... That's a prescription for my diarrhoea."
Kok Weng Seah: "... How about this!?" *holds up another 'phone'*
Man: "... That's my diarrhoea."
Kok Weng Seah: "... I like."
by ACTethx December 15, 2020
mugGet the Kok Weng Seahmug.

KOK

KOK - King Of Kinging.
I’m on my KOK
by Cleo DA Realest November 27, 2022
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