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Kojak Kodak

Australian CB radio, slang for a police officer with a radar gun.
Yeah I got a Kojak Kodak sitting in the bushes just down the hill on your right.
Yeah mate, fI see him, fucken candy cam.
by kam75xx July 1, 2023
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Kojak LoJack

How da famous NYC detective tracks his vehicle and other valuables if they get stolen.
If someone steals da homing-device from Lieutenant Theo's car, would dat be called a "Kojak LoJack hijack"???
by QuacksO May 23, 2021
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Bust a Kojak

To rub or massage the head of your penis until you ejaculate.
I had to bust a Kojak this morning to relieve my morning wood. masterbate, jack-off, touch myself, fondle, choke the chicken
by joecoolthefool December 5, 2014
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Kojak

A simple and deeply religious couple who talk only about religion, religion, religion. They have written in a diary that they will have sex only five times in a year, with specific date and time.
Pooja and i were kojak, until all other wives became kojak, and then we did it everyday.
by Neon Dudeh March 6, 2020
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kojak's helper

i was playing with kojak's wee helper last night
by Clive October 8, 2003
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Kojak in a turtleneck sweater

A circumcised penis , resembling baldy detective Kojak , played by Telly Savalas when attired in a turtle neck sweater
That fellas cut cock looked just like Kojak in a turtleneck sweater
by Napoleon BonerPart February 6, 2023
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