Yeah I got a Kojak Kodak sitting in the bushes just down the hill on your right.
Yeah mate, fI see him, fucken candy cam.
Yeah mate, fI see him, fucken candy cam.
by kam75xx July 1, 2023

If someone steals da homing-device from Lieutenant Theo's car, would dat be called a "Kojak LoJack hijack"???
by QuacksO May 23, 2021

I had to bust a Kojak this morning to relieve my morning wood. masterbate, jack-off, touch myself, fondle, choke the chicken
by joecoolthefool December 5, 2014

A simple and deeply religious couple who talk only about religion, religion, religion. They have written in a diary that they will have sex only five times in a year, with specific date and time.
by Neon Dudeh March 6, 2020

A circumcised penis , resembling baldy detective Kojak , played by Telly Savalas when attired in a turtle neck sweater
by Napoleon BonerPart February 6, 2023
