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Vernon Koekemoer

Vernon Koekemoer is one of the newest internet viral celebrities and also an international tough guy.

He is the new Chuck Norris and David Hasselhoff combined into one awesome entity.

His first appearance was at the H20 party in Boksburg, Johanesburg, South Africa wearing the ultimate clothing to show off his body.

Someone seeing how epic he was, photographed him and placed the photo on the internet and as we all know, its all viral from there.
Vernon Koekemoer' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Vernon Koekemoer.
by Sogoro January 10, 2009
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Koek

When playing football to maneuver the ball through the opposing players legs and retrieve it on the other side.
Blu gave Nic such a bad Koek, he couldn't breathe.
by WasNotBlu March 2, 2020
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An adjective to describe one that eats only chocolate and or other sweets while still staying at a very low weight and near death body condition.
You eat nothing but sweets! Your such a Kokul!

Its strange how you can stay so thin while eating garbage you Kokul!
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It lets us earn about 330.000 Ryu
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