Yoghurt Knitter

n A mildly derogatory term for a tree hugging liberal. It combines yoghurt - the food of choice of hippies - with knitting - a reference to the arts and craft movement. It also carries slight overtones of being a wanker.

A yoghurt knitter is generally ineffectual. He impedes or tries to impede others rather than actually going out and doing something.

The yoghurt knitters were at the meeting so naturally nothing got done.

I tried to build an extension on my house but the yoghurt knitters didn't like the design. They said it was too big or something.

I said, "Madam Chairman" but the yoghurt knitters said I had to call her "Chairperson".

by The Thumb Spinner July 27, 2011

knitter

people who like knitting instead of crochet

That filthy Jamal, fucking knitter ruining society

by knitterhater57 October 18, 2020

knitterbate

To masturbate while knitting. This was a word used by Les Claypool during a recent interview. I have the recording if you need proof.

Beth was sitting on the couch sewinga new wool hat while grinding on her new battery-operated cake-topper. She loved her new hobby. She loved to knitterbate.

by Brux666 September 30, 2010

knittery

The manner in which a fabric or garment was knitted.

Remember when you wore my scarf in Manchester and marvelled at its knittery?

by minusbaby November 22, 2005

Knotted up

Describes a man who is dressed up in an outfit that includes a tie.

Pledges look pretty spiffed on Mondays when they have to be knotted up all day.

by Knotted up March 8, 2020

Koochie Kutters

Pants that are 3 sizes too small worn by females....Pants that make you have that famous "Camel Toe"....

Jeanette wore her Koochie Kutters to work to get the attention of all the menzez.

by JOLE BLON April 26, 2008

Kutten

Dutch verb with some abstract and versatile meaning 'doing something worthless/ineffective/irritating'.

Derivative of kut.

"Zit niet zo te kutten!" (stop doing/saying something worthless)
"Hou eens op met dat gekut!" (participle; quit whatever silly it is that you are doing)
"Ze hebben de hele middag een beetje lopen kutten." (All afternoon they have been hanging around doing nothing useful).

by hminkema April 23, 2016