been knowed (something specified)

This phrase is similar to "already know (something)" or "have known (something) for a long time". It's used when one is too lazy to speak the proper phrase. "Been knowed" seems to have a more powerful meaning though. Like you've known something so long that it's ridiculous that the other person trying to inform you of the topic that it is utterly ridiculous.

Dina: The new Snoop Dogg video is on the countdown.
Chris: I been knowed that fool.a

by ilovepp July 10, 2005

knowedgeability

The degree to which a person can be know.

I have not yet meet Travis, however I have talk to him on the phone, thus his knowedgeabilityis 3/4. Once I meet Travis his knowedgeability will be at 100%.

by animeaddict195x July 15, 2007

Knobwebs

The vaginal equivalent to 'cobwebs'.

Dust, webs, debris that accrues in the vagina after an extended period of sexual inactivity.

"That bitch hasn't been banged in so long she's got knobwebs."
"Get in there and dust out her knobwebs."

by Evil Creamsicle January 21, 2015

knowbie

A person who thinks that he or she knows everything. This person tries to punctuate correctly all the time, but ends up making mistakes most of the time. People talk behind a knowbies back about how much of a loser he or she is.

rofl, look at what a knowbie that guy is.

by GohanX April 28, 2005

Knobweb

When a male, most commonly an adult film actor, ejaculates in a web-like pattern over a females face or body.

I'm not getting laid for a while, last night I left knobwebs on my girlfriend's face.

by Jonny Fakename November 7, 2009

knowsbleed

Formerly known as nosebleed, this feisty Asian of unknown decent likes to smoke and drink while trolling on the popular nerd hangout, Superherohype. This person likes to use sarcasm and puns to become sexually aroused at the expense of noobs. He does not know anything and the only bleeding occurs during that time of the month.

This is an intervention knowsbleed.

by chaseter March 1, 2011

knowbut

knowbut~ when u know something and u're trying to type it to someone because u want them to know that u know it but ur fingers dont type it right and misspell it and it makes u look stupid instead of smart ~ knowbut. someone i know typed this word and it was cute and they joked that it might already have been here... it wasn't. u're welcome.

'oh wow, im a knowbut.' yep that's how u use it. u may only use this term once u have clearly made urself look stupid by misspelling something whilst attempting and failing to look smart/like u know something. ure welcome.

by miknooget July 10, 2019